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  • Faced with a choice of American "look-alike" movies, I watched this little gem on the basis of the cast alone. What an excellent choice!

    This is a brilliantly funny movie, with some unforgettable moments - particularly the "testing department" sequence in the condom factory. The story is amusing, the cast are perfect, particularly Gerard Depardieu's hilarious, touching, crazy mixed up macho/gay guy. The premise, that in order to keep his job a colourless little accountant has to pretend that he is gay (a very tongue in cheek comment on prejudice here) - the can of worms that he opens up has many aspects, both good and bad. And they gave us a happy ending - what more can one ask for? Recommended.
  • i had no idea what to expect from this film when my friend dragged me to see it, saying that it had been a huge success in france when she was living there. it started out well enough but i thought it was just going to be about how "funny" it is that this guy who isnt gay pretends he is....

    however, the film is self- referential enough that it turns on itself and makes fun of all the prejudices and hangups that we all carry around with us. it is a funny, unpretentious film and for that, well worth seeing. the main actor is excellent.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    This is a funny film about a bland man (Daniel Auteuil) who is about to be fired from his job. Contemplating suicide, his new next-door neighbor convinces him not to and comes up with a scheme to prevent the firing--pretend to be gay and then they will be afraid to fire him for fear they will be accused of discrimination. This is especially bad in the eyes of the company chairman because it is a condom factory and they do NOT want to scare away all their gay customers. The job is saved, but a long series of events (good and bad) result in major unforeseen changes--some of which are very funny (such as his being asked to ride on the condom float at the gay pride parade) and some are pretty poignant (his getting beaten up for being gay). As a result of this and good writing, the film isn't predictable and is a lot of fun. Be assured, though, that this movie is not campy and over the top, nor is it super preachy--a nice mix that will satisfy anyone.

    PS--Gerard Depardieu plays a VERY unusual role in the film--at first you hate him and then it becomes pretty weird--just watch and see.
  • This amiable and amusing film is delightful as it plays around with political correctness, homophobia, machismo, and business management.

    The dull-witted and just plain dull main character keeps his job by pretending to be gay -- at the suggestion of a neighbor who is an industrial psychologist that once lost his own job BECAUSE he is gay. With that premise, the film is off to a wonderful series of misunderstandings and revelations as our hero discovers a great deal about life, people around him, and most of all, himself. The fact that all of this takes place is a very prim, high-tech condom factory makes the comedy all the more lively.

    I wasn't expecting the lift that the film gave me. It has a flimsy giddiness about it lacking in most comedies about being gay or straight or anything else. See it if you get a chance.
  • The Closet (2000)

    Cute, quaint, well done, and a French feel good comedy. This is nothing brilliant, but it's the equal of lots of American comedies in creating a situation that is filled with built-in laughs. And the leading man, Daniel Auteuil, is funny and sympathetic.

    The setting for this all is an office of the most preposterous kind--a condom factory. This is meant to be funnier than it is, actually, but it's a colorful backdrop to the opening salvo--our leading man is not the best accountant and he gets fired. Back home, where his life has left him and his son has stopped talking to him, his neighbor stops him from jumping off the balcony to his death. And concocts a simple plan to keep his job: pretend he is gay.

    The hook here is that by being openly gay the man would be able to claim he was fired by the gay bashers at the factory. This doesn't quite hold up, but the key basher is played with nice complexity by Gerard Depardieu, who himself begins to show some latent something or other.

    There is plenty of sympathy and warmth to go around here, and lots of appropriate laughs as you empathize with the main guy. Eventually, of course, people discover the ruse and that starts some new jokes. All in all enjoyable and fun, without a dull moment. And that's all you expect or need from this kind of movie.
  • As a person who works in HR I could relate to the many themes in this film. You don't have to be pro-gay to like this film. If you are someone who loathes political correctness you will probably like it even more. I really enjoyed Daniel's performance as the straight, average, dull man who is assumed to be gay, only to find the pretence actually works in his favour. I love how he regained his courage and in the end, unleashed the "inner man." That line how he says "being gay taught me more about being a man than anything else" is a classic. Also when he puts in a sexual harassment complaint against his blonde, attractive supervisor, only to have the manager say to her "any other man in this office would love you to harass them." I love how this film plays around with the ideas of Political correctness in a very tongue of cheek way, without resorting to luridness or cheap humour.
  • Daniel Auteuil comes of it "Le Placard" (The Closet), or so everyone thinks, in this 2001 French film directed by Francis Veber and also starring Gerard Depardieu, Michele Laroque, Michel Aumont, and Thierry Lhermitte. When Francois Pignon (Auteuil) learns that he is about to be fired, his neighbor Belone (Aumont) suggests that he come out as gay. Then the company won't dare fire him. Belone photoshops some photos that show Pignon being fondled in a gay bar. Pignon, a rather colorless man, keeps his job, and in the process, learns who he is and what he wants.

    A truly lovely film, but some of the gay jokes, language, and attitudes related to homosexuality are really offensive. This, though, is part of the story, mostly involving a cruel co-worker, Santini (Depardieu) who thinks he has to be nice to Pignon in order to keep his job. In reality, his buddies are just having fun with him. It leads to Santini becoming very conflicted and depressed.

    The relationship between Pignon and his gay neighbor, Aumont, is very poignant.

    This isn't a laugh out loud movie for the most part - it's a very light, warm film that's very satisfying. Good viewing.
  • Anyone who dismisses foreign films as too abstract or intellectual should see this one; it functions no differently than any American comedy. (By American comedy, I'm speaking of movies like the better Coen Brothers or Woody Allen comedies and not mass-produced garbage like "White Chicks".) Many times I completely forgot it was in French and that I was reading subtitles.

    Daniel Auteuil is great in this charming film. His sad-sack loser is reminiscent of William H. Macy's most famous roles, or perhaps Jack Lemmon in "The Apartment".

    Everything goes wrong for François Mignon. Neither his wife, who left him two years before, nor his teenage son will have anything to do with him. He is ignored at work, and finds out through the grapevine that he has been fired.

    His next-door neighbor talks him out of suicide and comes up with a plan to save his job: if Mignon pretends to be gay, the company will not want to look homophobic by firing him.

    This plan works perfectly, and Mignon is thrown into a number of increasingly ridiculous situations, now that he is reputed to be gay.

    The film wraps up quickly and ties together almost too neatly, but the ending fits the fast paced comic style of everything before it. Overall, this is an entertaining and heartwarming film.
  • Mild French farce in which a sad-sack office worker with a go-nowhere job in a condom factory (Daniel Auteuil) rises socially and professionally after his co-workers and boss mistakenly believe he's gay. Gerard Depardieu is hilarious as the office jerk who's forced to be nice to Auteuil once this "homosexuality" is discovered.

    Depardieu as a rugby-playing Neanderthal stuffed into a cheap, too-small business suit is a riot. His entire world is turned upside down by the PC mandate that he be nice to "the gay guy".

    The film is predictable without being boring, and winkingly chastising without being pedantic. Don't worry about troublesome plot gaps--it's funny and charming and entertaining anyway.

    Not "War and Peace", but definitely good for a laugh.
  • This is a delightful character study and social commentary masquerading as a broad farce. It is very, very funny. They avoid cheap "queer" jokes and cheap "homophobe" jokes even as they bluntly portray attitudes about homosexuals. Even though they use very real language to illustrate the attitudes. There is some great acting throughout. Each of the characters is a study in itself. The homophobic character (Depardieu) emerges as intriguing and sympathetic, where it could have been two dimensional. The relationship between Auteil and Aumont almost brought me to tears. The transformation of the lead character is believable, despite the improbable context that the film creates. The final scene with his ex-wife is powerful. Others have pointed out that the lead character never changes, the perceptions of others change. This makes his actual transformation that much more effective. This movie is a real find.
  • No doubt Francis Veber is a great scriptwriter. Here again, after the hilarious "Diner de Cons", he gives us a solid story, always on the edge, avoiding both "fat humour" as french comedies usually are and intellectualism. Veber just has this ability to make every kind of people come see his movies and make them laugh. His writing is universal and popular without being stupid or corny. He does real comedies the clever way and he now has his unique style, even through his visual direction, maybe not always inspired but at least sober and efficient. In "Le Placard", despite strong characters and a great rhythm, I didn't laugh enough. I liked the film though which has a great atmosphere the whole time and dives you in a good mood. But I regret the "loud" part: Depardieu's character is simply not working and not funny.
  • This film is so funny that it will probably be purchased by an American film company for a remake. The company will pay not attention to the brilliance of the actors who made it such a hit and will replace the entire film and the primarly stars with our "American" stars, thus reducing this incredible piece of work to an average comedy. Please tell me I'm wrong.
  • I watched this film two days after the September 11 attacks and have never experienced such frequent, sustained, widespread laughter inside a movie theatre. I believe we were all laughing more heartily than usual because of the unbelievable grief we've been subjected to this week. It was a welcome, albeit brief, change of mood. I have the feeling I will laugh almost as much when I see this movie again under different circumstances, though. What a witty, gorgeously-acted, tender gem.
  • Le placard features some of the best talent France has to offer. It is a superb comedy with muted undertones of drama. I never felt the Le Placard stooped low anywhere to get laughs. For me each and everyone of the jokes and farcical situations also had dramatic elements. Sometimes loneliness, sometimes love and sometimes our own prejudice.

    On surface it is an harmless comedy, but I have rarely seen comedy and drama mixed in such a subtle manner. Acting is just amazing. I hardly expect any less from Daniel Auteuil, Gérard Depardieu and Jean Rochefort.

    The plot seemed a little predictable in start but it keeps throwing surprises and the tone of the film is just right. A tightrope walk between comedy and drama.

    P.S. - I hope you don't read too much into the drama part from my review. Movie is designed as a comedy but I liked the underlying dramatic elements. It is not a black comedy but a comedy.
  • Anti-discrimination laws are given a tweaking in this light, amusing French comedy. Auteuil plays an unassuming, rather colorless, 20-year employee of a condom factory. When, one day, he is told that he will be let go due to corporate downsizing, he is suicidally despondent. However, a caring neighbor (Aumont) devises a scheme that will possibly save Auteuil's job. He decides to "out" Auteuil as gay so that the dismissal will look like discrimination, thus panicking the company into keeping him on staff. This act sets into motion a number of comical complications, much of which involve the company macho man/bully (Depardieu) and Auteuil's boss Laroque. The film is pretty superficial and doesn't really delve into all the ramifications of it's storyline situation, but it does provide some easy laughs and some strong performances throughout. Auteuil is properly average, yet eventually ingratiating. Depardieu shows why he's one of France's top actors with a right-on, finely nuanced portrayal. His is probably one of the most complicated characters in the film and he handles it well. Laroque is an attractive and solid presence as well. Aside from a host of good actors, the film also boasts a gorgeous production design. All of the costumes, sets and color schemes come together to create a distinctive and pleasing look. The plot is almost paper thin and characters don't often act as real people would, but this is a farce and, as such, it delivers some amusement and interest. One disconcerting thing is the level of cruelty in some cases. One character is savagely beaten and another has his life virtually destroyed all in the name of "fun". This could be due to a different perspective between a U.S. viewpoint and a French one. It tarnishes the goodwill and fun of the film, but only slightly. Mostly, it is a pretty and frothy concoction (complete with one of the most adorable kittens ever seen on screen) that shouldn't offend or upset any of it's target audience.
  • Writer/director Francis Véber introduced the buffoonish Francois Pignon to the world in 'L'Emmerdeur' to great effect in the person of Jacques Brel and this terminally irritating character has since been reincarnated by Jacques Villaret and Pierre Richard and here it is the turn of Daniel Auteuil.

    The film would have us believe that Pignon has already been disowned by his wife and is facing the sack from an accounting job for being just plain dull. In reality of course the world is full of excruciatingly dull people who enjoy happy marriages and successful careers but leaving that aside, he is advised by a kindly neighbour that the only way to avoid being fired is to pretend to emerge from the closet. That the advice should come from one who is actually 'gay' and has previously been fired for being so is one of the film's ironies.

    The fascination here lies in the fact that despite neither changing his behaviour nor camping it up, the way in which he is perceived by others changes radically, not least by homophobic rugby coach Félix and sexy female colleague Mlle Bertrand who suspects he is faking it and discovers first hand that she is right!

    Auteuil is perfectly cast and again utilises his blank and neutral expression to great effect and Gérard Depardieu, one of Véber's regular performers, is magnificent as Félix whose eventual obsession becomes pitiable. Michel Aumont is beautifully understated whilst both Jean Rochefort and Thierry LHermitte do their very best in thankless roles and have evidently been cast with a view to the box office. For this viewer at any rate the standout performance comes from the Mlle Bertand of Michele Laroque, an artiste who possesses not just the Gallic 'Je ne sais quoi' but a rare and potent combination of sex appeal and comedic ability.

    This amusing take on office politics and the curse of our age, Political Correctness, pretty well avoids the puerile and has thus far, to my knowledge, escaped the obligatory neutered Hollywood remake.
  • After the many pressures that forced Francis Veber to write a non-Latino villain in the American remake of "The Goat" ("Pure Luck"), the director, probably upset for having 'abdicated', embraced for a long time the idea of a pamphlet against political correctness. "The Closet" was his testimony and on the surface, the film has everything you'd expect from a Veber film. It has the wits, the mild-mannered average Joe, played by Daniel Auteuil portraying another François Pignon, AND the political and social commentary. What else could you expect?

    Unfortunately, what certainly looked promising on the paper didn't successfully pass the big-screen test, starting with the main character, François Pignon, a boring accountant (pleonasm?) in a rubber factory. The film opens with a very evocative photo where the poor Pignon is so meek and insignificant that he can't even get in the company picture. He's such a forgettable pawn, that it doesn't surprise us when we learn that he's to be fired. What's more, he's divorced and his son, a typical teenager, ignores him, just like his wife, played by Alexandra Vandernoot. This 'François Pignon' irritated me a little bit, I know he's supposed to be this way to become better at the end, but after"The Dinner Game", no one could have played a more Pignon-esque character than Jacques Villeret, and any post-Dinner Pignon would pale in comparison. Pignons were all unwilling losers, and never lacked flamboyance and personality; the level of pathos injected in Auteuil's character was too big not to fall in the stereotypical trap.

    Naturally, it doesn't come as a surprise either that the man contemplates suicide; at that part, we still wait for some laughs to relax the atmosphere. Right before doing the big dive, he's approached by his neighbor who obviously sees a man in need for help. Michel Aumont, another Veber regular, is wonderfully natural and sympathetic and provides what I consider the greatest and most human scenes of the film. He comes up the next day, with THE idea, typically Veberian, to pass Pignon as a homosexual by sending an anonymous fake picture showing him in a gay club to the big boss, Mr. Kopel (Jean Rochefort). It would naturally serve as a warning, since the main product of the company is condoms. We accept the logic with even more enthusiasm that he's not supposed to act 'gay', it's all in the eyes of the employees. That was the cleverest touch of the film, but not a surprise, since Veber always respected the intelligence of the viewer.

    And it's remarkable how the reputation of one man precedes the perception, the first step succeeds as he's not fired, then he's seen in a different way, he's not dull anymore, but weird. His reluctance to be part of the rugby team becomes understandable, and any attempt to bully him can be a case of homophobia. The problem is that we can't go too far with that. Had the movie exaggerated a little bit, it would have been proved that being gay can somewhat help, which would have spoken a much wider statement about 'being part of a community'. And that's my problem with the film, while "The Closet" could have been a remarkable denunciation of the lobbying system, it remains a timid little comedy, a farce with no subtlety nonetheless especially when it tackles François' gay facade, homophobia-immune at work but not outside. It could have been more dramatic or more comedic, even if it flirted with the 'Birdcage' spirit (a much funnier film at the end, and no less written by Veber)

    As an attempt to compensate the shortness of the main story, Veber comes up with a rather unnecessary subplot involving Depardieu's character, Felix Santini, a guy who's warned by Thierry Lhermitte about his constant homophobic remarks. I know it was supposed to be funny, but it looked for me as a remake of the 'Dinner Game' where we're supposed to root for the plotters. I couldn't. When Felix was yelling racist remarks, I felt it was only Veber trying to make him look bad, and conveniently, when a black employee told Lhermitte that he was going too far with Felix, he changed his mind after learning about the racist remark. I still felt sorry for Felix, and I don't think it was a good idea to have Lhermitte, playing again a cunning mean-spirited guy (with the same bald sidekick). Felix is not a totally unlovable idiot but I wish the movie went farther with Pignon, rather than him.

    By the way, the presence of Lhermitte, Rochefort or other stars also annoyed me because their characters were not important enough to need important actors; even Lhermitte had nothing to do in the poster. It's like Veber wanted to exploit the commercial success of "The Dinner Game" for "The Closet", but had it kept the same spirit, it would have worked. Not that the film is a failure, but it just can't be compared to its glorious predecessors if only in the characterization's department. Pignon gained more confidence but was it necessary to turn his wife into a sort of one-dimensional villain to make him feel good? Would the son be suddenly proud of him, just because he's in a gay pride? Apparently, being original is the key to popularity, although it's still guided by the others' perceptions, from his wife's shallowness to his son's superficiality, it seems that everything is guided by the way you're seen.

    The film could have been much better, had it had the guts to go further in its introspection, it's an interesting examination of the ways professional relationships are as undermined by general perceptions as in society, but it just lost too much time on the Depardieu-Lhermitte subplot to enrich the most interesting aspect in Pignon's life, making his metamorphosis too quick to be believable. A minor Veber film but still better than many comedies made today.
  • It is a very pleasant movie showing in a Pirandellian way how life changes if we only change the perspective from which we observe it.

    The plot is very simple: a man risks to loose his job, pretends to be gay just in order to avoid it, his life changes when everybody believes him a gay. Why? He has not changed, his attitude towards life is not changed, what has happened?

    The point of view has changed and people look at him in different way, possibly understand him or listen to him. He himself has changed: looks at his life in a different way, understands thinks that before he had not considered (the relationship with his ex wife, for example. As a matter of fact this new 'perspective' allows him to find himself and to behaviour in a way more proximate to his real personality.
  • Frances Verber has a sharp eye and ear in capturing contemporary French attitudes and lingo for his charming screenplay, "Le Placard." Further, he's gone on to direct this comedy of mores with great aplomb.

    The cast he's garnered, headed by Daniel Auteuil, is a joy to watch, each member displaying nice comic timing, and making this lightweight romp a treat. When one has the good fortune to see this film in a full theatre with a sophisticated audience, one can enjoy a fun event that really takes off.

    A toast to you, M. Verber, and all of your jolly cast and crew of "Le Placard."
  • Amiable French comedy about a man who pretends to be gay to keep his job at a condom factory. Feelgood stuff, relatively unremarkable except that it would be cheesy as hell and totally ruined if it had been done by Brits or Americans.
  • So often, we think that French cinema likes to be purely artistic that it seems like they can't do comedy. Well, I've seen two French movies that made me nearly die laughing: "Les Visiteurs/The Visitors" and "Le Placard/The Closet". This one portrays a man (Daniel Auteuil) about to get fired, but he makes himself look gay so that it could come across as job discrimination. It leads to a series of unexpected consequences, natch.

    A lot of the movie seems like it's just an excuse to be silly. But watching the movie, one can definitely feel the European flavor: strong women, sexual humor coming in surprising places, and other such things. And of course, this flick affirms that Daniel Auteuil and Gerard Depardieu are two of the greatest actors of our time. Above all, I wish to assert that it's always great from time to time to see a movie not afraid to do anything it wants. Really funny.

    I swear, it seems like I've seen Gerard Depardieu in more English-speaking roles than French-speaking ones. Then again, I do live in the United States.
  • A rubber company that specializes in manufacturing condoms is downsizing, and Francois Pignon (Daniel Auteuil) is about to be laid off. Pignon is an extremely ordinary and dull person, and no one can think of a good reason to keep him on. Also, he is still in love with his ex-wife and tries to be a father to his estranged son, but neither of them return his affection. Getting his pink slip sends Pignon into a short-lived depression, when his new neighbor hatches a scheme to help Pignon keep his job. Belone, the neighbor, doctors some photos of men in a gay bar--putting Pignon's face on one of the men--and sends them in an anonymous envelope to his employer. He tells Pignon to not even worry about acting gay; just stay the same, he says, and everyone around you will alter *their* behavior. The main objective is, of course, to scare a condom company out of firing a gay man, and as expected, all manner of hilarity ensues.

    Director and screenwriter Francis Veber's "The Closet" rides the wave of international success stirred by his 1998 film "The Dinner Game" without providing as well-structured or as consistent a story. The first half of the film is every bit as funny as the setup to "The Dinner Game," supplying nearly a dozen fascinating characters (all wonderfully acted by a superb ensemble cast), and promising much. Part of concept of the film deals with shifting the focus from Pignon to the people around him. Unfortunately, in a 80 minute film, Veber is unable to complete even a minimal story arc for each character--which leaves the film feeling somewhat disjointed in the end.

    Perhaps it is to Veber's detriment, in a film like this, that he writes such consistently fascinating characters; if the characters were less intriguing, the audience would not protest when one of them disappeared or suddenly and inexplicably turned into a simple caricature. For example, Gerard Depardieu plays Santini, an office homophobe who must begin to "play nice" with Pignon or risk losing his own job. For a while, this relationship promises the sort of intense character interaction at which Veber excels. Soon, however, Santini undergoes a comic but inexplicable personality change and is marginalized from the film. Santini's role in the story is replaced by a smattering of vignettes which show other office workers being alternately cruel and kind toward Pignon.

    Additionally, like Veber's previous film, "The Closet" obtains its comic premise from a social injustice. This film, however, is slightly more blatant in its message-oriented nature. In message films, an audience often has to endure forced dialogue--sometimes even entire forced scenes--which are not organic to the piece. While "The Closet" is not as preachy as it might have been in the hands of another director, the occasional sermonizing does detract from the film.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    "It is better to be hated for what one is, than to be loved for what one is not." So goes the old quote, but this picture examines that issue with some very surprising conclusions.

    Francois Pignon (Daniel Auteuil) is a very unhappy man. His wife, Christine (Alexandra Vandernoot), has left him. His son, Franck (Stanislas Crevillen), wants nothing to do with him. And while he is a competent accountant at a factory which produces condoms, he is as ignored at work as he is everywhere else, as evidenced by the fact that he is pushed out of the all staff picture when it is taken. In fact, almost all who know him consider him a dullard. So, when the factory staff needs to be downsized, he is, of course, first on the list. Distraught, and potentially suicidal over the loss of his job, he meets his new neighbor, Guillaume (Thierry Lhermitte), an old gay man, who has a few ideas as to how Francois may be able to hang onto his job. If it becomes known that Francois is gay, the factory won't fire him for fear of facing a discrimination suit. Francois uncomfortably agrees to go along with this in order to save his job, but he has no idea what is in store for him as he "plays gay." At first, his deception merely saves his job, but does little to change things for him, but soon, he finds himself the grand marshal of a gay pride parade, his son begins to take an interest in spending time with him, and a homophobic co-worker (Gerard Depardieu) falls in love with him, leading to the co-worker's nervous breakdown. Francois' display of compassion in helping the man return to his job causes his boss, Mlle. Bertrand (Michele Laroque), to see him with new eyes, and to question whether or not he is really gay. Will she find out? What will happen to him if she does?

    This is a story told with considerable charm. Francois is very downtrodden at the beginning, but you can't help liking him. As his influence grows, he stays true to himself, and never takes unfair advantage of the situation. That integrity wins everyone over to him, and keeps you routing for him throughout the film. When he finally claims his power and tells off his ex-wife, you want to shout for joy at his liberation. Here is a man who has learned much by pretending to be what he is not, has found true happiness by claiming what he is, and has benefited from the experience.

    The acting is excellent. Daniel Auteuil turns in his usual masterful performance. Gerard Depardieu displays his genius for comedy in portraying Felix's disdain, and ultimate attraction to Francois, as well as his confusion over the whole incident. Michele Laroque does a wonderful job of portraying a woman who realizes that there is a lot more to this man she has dismissed as dullard than she thought, and in helping him realize this as well. The supporting performances are equally delightful.

    Overall, this movie is a gem, which should be viewed periodically simply for the joy of seeing it. It is guaranteed to uplift your spirits, and make you appreciate life.
  • This movie was such a farce, with the plot being as out there as it can be, and it succeeds quite well. It doesn't stop at a point in which it thinks it will start to offend people, but keeps on pushing that envelope. It's underlying plot also mocks extreme examples of political correctness.

    The film is more than a satire, it also has a few tender moments, as the one with the Francois' (Daniel Auteuil) neighbor Belone (Michel Aumont), who originally came up with the idea to publish gay pictures of him in order to save his job. But we eventually learn that Belone has suffered a life of discrimination as a gay himself.
  • bigspeegs23 February 2002
    RATING: ** out of ****

    To be sure, Francis Verber has talent. With the wildly funny "Dinner Game", he showed that he was able to weave hilarious situational comedy. Unfortunately, "The Closet" does not pick up where "The Dinner Game" left off. There's nothing awful about it, but in a failed attempt to put a new spin on Verber's creation Francois Pignon, "The Closet" never delivers.

    Francois Pignon (Daniel Auteuil) is considered an idiot by many who work with him at a condom factory and is on the verge of being fired. He gets word of this, and dismayed turns to his new neighbor Belone (Michel Aumont). Belone suggests a tricky scheme to save Pignon's job: pretend that he is gay and the company will never fire him if they want to save their image. The scheme is working, and on the other side of the spectrum there is another prank being played. Homophobe Felix Santini (Gerard Depardieu) is being pressured to act nice to Pignon to save his job, and unexpected things begin to happen.

    Francois Pignon is one of the funnier characters I have encountered in recent years. In Verber's previous film he was a flat-out idiot, meaning well but always saying the wrong things and the wrong times. In "The Closet", everyone calls him an idiot, but I don't buy it. He seems perfectly intelligent to me. Pignon is translated here as a boring punch line without the setup. Much to my surprise, I found that I couldn't care less what happens to him over the course of the film. One of the most valuable pieces of advice I could give to Verber from an audience member's perspective is: if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    Only partly because of Pignon's shortcomings does the film fall flat. Most of the jokes just aren't funny. They're the same sort of recycled gay jokes we get all the time in movies. The screenplay feels worn and tired, and what could've been a breath of fresh air becomes recycled and stale. Verber is merely taking an interesting idea and presenting the obvious "What-ifs" that immediately pop into one's mind when hearing a synopsis about the film.

    The acting was incredibly sub-par as well. Daniel Auteuil, who is on the whole a very good actor gives a performance as monotone and boring as Pignon is (see him in "The Widow of Saint-Pierre" if you really want to see what he's made of). Gerard Depardieu is fair, but doesn't show enough desperation that we are told Felix so obviously has. Michele Laroque breathes a little more life into her character Mlle Bertrand, Pignon's secretary; she is the highlight of an ensemble that is relatively uninteresting and never shows enough range.

    "The Closet" is a wasted opportunity. In situational comedy, we need to care about or at least understand the characters to a certain extent or it will be impossible to laugh when they get into trouble. While Verber seemed like he could handle that, in "The Closet" it doesn't seem he believes in his characters; as if he believes that the audience need only take them at face value. Unfortunately, "The Closet" ranks as one of the most disappointing ventures of the year.
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