Speaking of Sex (2001)

Jay Mohr: Dan

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• Dan : [reading from the pamphlet Dr. Paige handed him]  Mas--mastering masturbation?

  Dr. Emily Paige : Oh, it's a wonderful guide. Techniques, fantasy games, lubricants, all in historical context. Did you know that Edison was an avid masturbator? It's where he got his best ideas.

  Dan : No, Edison stole his best ideas.

  Dr. Emily Paige : Whatever. Maybe it was Einstein.