Someone Like You (2001)

Hugh Jackman: Eddie Alden

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Quotes 

• Eddie : It's over. Why can't you just let it go?

  Jane : I can't.

  Eddie : Why?

  Jane : Because I was happy. Because if this theory is wrong, men don't leave all women, Eddie. They leave me.

  Eddie : I know it hurts. I know. It's so hard to believe that something that wonderful can ever happen to us again, but it can.

• Jane : What is on your neck?

  Eddie : I bit myself shaving.

• Jane : Of all the things you said to me that night, the thing that scared me the most was that I would find it again. Because I have.

  [beat] 

  Jane : Will you say something?

  Eddie : No.

  [walks over and kisses her] 

• [last lines] 

  Jane : Would you please say something?

  Eddie : [shakes head]  No.

  [Jane nods and looks down. Eddie steps closer and they kiss] 

  Jane : So, you're saying...

  Eddie : What do we got to lose?

  Jane : Everything?

  Eddie : Exactly.

  [They kiss again] 

• Eddie : These are *people* not cows!

• Jane : Man, She really did a number on you didn't she? Well, don't shit on my broken heart just because you converted to some warped brand of romantic atheism!

  Eddie : It's called self-preservation.

  Jane : Oh, in other words, your narcotize yourself with casual sex.

• Jane : Do you promise not to laugh?

  Eddie : No.

• Eddie : [handing earrings to Nina]  Nina, you left these in my bathroom.

  Jane : You don't waste any time, do you?

  Eddie : Cynic.

  Jane : Slut.

• Jane : She's D. Diane - Diane is D.

  Eddie : Yes, D is for Diane. E is for Eddie.

• Jane : Eddie, did you ever find a roommate?

  Eddie : Well, no actually.

  Ray : You're moving in with Eddie?

  Jane : [to Eddie]  Because the place I was supposed to move into just suddenly fell apart and I was wondering if the offer was still good.

  Ray : You're moving in with Eddie?

  Jane : [to Ray]  Maybe.

  [to Eddie] 

  Jane : What's it like?

  Eddie : 2 bedroom loft, big kitchen, lots of windows...

  Jane : Sounds amazing. When can I see it?

  Eddie : How about tonight?

  Jane : Perfect. Everything is just perfect.

• Eddie : Never underestimate casual sex, Jane. It can be very liberating.

• Jane : What are you thinking?

  Eddie : I'm thinking the same thing you are, Jane. You and Ray are gonna' live happily ever after with matching Volvos and chocolate labs. See you Monday.

  Jane : Did you have *any* friends growing up?

  Eddie : You better hurry. I think he's waiting around the corner.

• [Eddie smokes a cigarette] 

  Staff Member : Excuse me, this is a smoke free building.

  Eddie : Blow me.

• Jane : You know, that's why God invented turtlenecks.

  Eddie : No, that's why God invented Darlene.

• [Eddie shows Jane his apartment] 

  Jane : We don't have to share a bathroom, do we?

  Eddie : Oh, no-no, I never-ever use the bathroom.

• Eddie : You book 'em. I cook 'em.

• Jane : Morning Eddie! What's that on your neck?

  Eddie : I bit myself shaving.

• Eddie : You know, this is not about my nature, Jane. This is about yours.