Joe Dirt (2001)

Dennis Miller: Zander Kelly

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Quotes 

• Zander Kelly : Bob Seger? Come on, back then you were listenin' to Leif Garrett. It was probably more like this...

  [flashback to a young Joe Dirt dancing to a Leif Garrett song] 

  Joe Dirt : Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.

• Zander Kelly : Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

• Zander Kelly : What's the story here, I'm a white trash idiot?

• Zander Kelly : God Almighty, from inbred heaven? Hey freak boy, 1976 called. It wants its hairstyle back.

• Zander Kelly : What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

• Zander Kelly : Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.