Steven
Fangora
Heidi
Lorena
Fern
Lou
Michael
Bonnie
Mrs. Gurkel
Sorensen
Theater Director
Jen Freed
Talking Mime
Unemployed Italian (as Lou Marini Jr.)
Unemployed Frottager (as Gabor Mobea)
Unemployed Actor
Pharmacist
Professor Parlepancia
Cop
Le Bagel Waitress
Tardy Vent Student
Magic Store Clerk
Arab Caterer
Mrs. Freed
Fangora's Band
Diner Waitress (uncredited)
Groom (uncredited)
Joey (uncredited)
Vent Student (uncredited)
Musical Saw Player (uncredited)