Will Browning / Twoie
Dad
Mom
Allana Browning
Chuckie
Conrad
Victor
Scottie DeSota
Heather
Grandpa Mordechai
Miss Pinkerson
Policeman
Bus Driver (as Paul MacFarlane)
VJ
Televangelist
Contestant
Fiona
Gym Teacher (as Ayumi Izuka)
Cheerleader
Jock
Harmony
Bored Assistant
Dancer #1
Dancer #2
Dancer #3
Dancer #4
Dancer #5
Dancer #6
Dancer #7
Dancer #8 (as Jessica Keeling)
Dancer #9
Boom Box Student
Music Video Dancer #1
Music Video Dancer #2
Music Video Dancer #3