George Eads credited as playing...
CSI Nick Stokes
- [Grissom admits to a mistake]
- Gil Grissom: What?
- Nick Stokes: Well, it's just that most people don't admit to being wrong.
- Gil Grissom: I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right".
- [Looking for clues in a messy trailer]
- Nick Stokes: People are pigs.
- Gil Grissom: Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean.
- Nick Stokes: [Greg opens a cupboard and pulls out a book] I thought that's where you kept your porn.
- Greg Sanders: I move it around.
- Gil Grissom: I just got a page from James Watson.
- Nick Stokes: And I got one from Francis Crick. What's going on, Greg?
- Greg Sanders: Well, as you both know, Watson and Crick are the granddaddies of DNA. Without their discoveries, I'd have nothing to do all day.
- Nick Stokes: What have you been doing all day?
- Nick Stokes: Well, it takes 10 minutes to drive from the clinic to Industrial Road.
- Warrick Brown: Yeah?
- Nick Stokes: Yeah, I had Greg run it.
- Warrick Brown: [laughing] That's classic!
- Greg Sanders: Bringing back a semen sample... I analyzed this and found your DNA.
- Nick Stokes: That was quick.
- Greg Sanders: No jokes about my being fast in this department.
- Nick Stokes: Hah.
- Hodges: I didn't page you.
- Nick Stokes: No. I just figured I'd come by.
- Hodges: You're checking up on me again.
- Nick Stokes: No, I'm checking up on my evidence.
- Hodges: Do you think if you hover the FTIR will work faster?
- Nick Stokes: Yes, Hodges, that's what I think.
- Nick Stokes: [Archie was talking to Nick about a Star Trek episode] You need a girlfriend.
- Archie: You first.
- Nick Stokes: Mrs Hendler, do you and your husband do much rock climbing?
- Amy Hendler: Yes.
- [points gun at Nick]
- Amy Hendler: That's what I killed her with.