The Princess Diaries (2001)

Robert Schwartzman: Michael Moscovitz

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Quotes 

• Michael : Why me?

  Mia : Because you saw me when I was invisible.

• Lilly : Michael, don't always think you could get a ride with us and...

  [sees Mia's new look] 

  Lilly : Oy. Who destroyed you?

  Mia : Oh. You-you think it looks that bad?

  Lilly : You look ridiculous. You should sue.

  Mia : Well um... I know it's a little straighter and shorter and...

  Lilly : Weirder!

  [Get's in limo] 

  Michael : An attractive weirder.

  Lilly : No, it's not attractive!

  Joe : Seat belts, please.

  Lilly : What I really can't understand is that you ditched me again yesterday when I really needed your help at the greenpeace petition.

  [picks up bag] 

  Lilly : These bags! You HAVE one of these bags? You know, we could hock that and feed a whole third world country!

  [Looks at Michael] 

  Lilly : Am I right?

  Michael : No.

  Joe : If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door.

• Mia : You'll never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me!

  Michael : "Can I borrow a comb"?

• Michael : Don't worry about me. I just consider myself royally flushed.

• Pizza Delivery Man : Here you go. It's already paid for.

  Michael : Oh, I didn't order a pizza.

  Pizza Delivery Man : Oh no, you must have. Unless there's another Michael Moscovitz living here. We get a call, we deliver. That's our motto.

  Michael : You don't make the pizza...

  Pizza Delivery Man : No, no, I just deliver them.