Super Troopers (2001)
Kevin Heffernan: Farva
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Quotes
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Captain O'Hagan : I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
Mac : Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva : You mean Shenanigans?
Mac : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they offer the Captain their pistols]
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Farva : License and registration... chicken fucker.
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Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy : Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva : Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy : Roger, holding the spit.
Farva : Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy : It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : What?
Farva : [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva : I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy : [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva : [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva : ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
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Captain O'Hagan : There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.
Farva : Cap'n... you know I'm not a pro-union guy.
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Farva : Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.
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[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's]
Rabbit : [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap.
Farva : Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker!
Mac : *Awesome* prank, Farva.
Farva : Better than the crap you pull, Mac!
Captain O'Hagan : Look, fellas...
Mac : [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook! You'll make him look like a dick!
Rabbit : Nah...
Captain O'Hagan : Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts...
[Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O'Hagan continues]
Mac : Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss!
Captain O'Hagan : ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there...
Mac : Don't be a wuss, bite it!
Captain O'Hagan : ...I like that. I like it here...
Mac : Bite it. Bite it!
Captain O'Hagan : [Fed up] Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
[He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac]
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Farva : It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny : What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva : I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny : That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over.
Farva : Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.
[Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva : Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch!
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Farva : Say car Ram-Rod.
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Police Chief Grady : I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva : It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady : The lice hate the sugar.
Farva : [deadpanning] It's delicious.
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Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : What?
Farva : A litre o' cola.
Thorny : Just order a large, Farva.
Farva : I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : I don't know what that is.
Farva : Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!
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Farva : I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.
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Farva : Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.
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Thorny : [upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva!
Captain O'Hagan : What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station?
Farva : Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!
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Captain O'Hagan : That's it. You're off the road, never again.
Farva : Sir, it was not my fault!
Captain O'Hagan : Neither was the goddamn schoolbus! You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions.
Farva : Cap, You know I'm not a pro union guy.
Captain O'Hagan : And you're banned from Dimpus Burger!
Farva : Damn it!
Captain O'Hagan : Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. BEAT IT!
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Rabbit : See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
Farva : See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
Captain O'Hagan : Shut up, Farva.
[to Rabbit]
Captain O'Hagan : Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?
Rabbit : Uummm...
[secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket]
Rabbit : I don't believe it did.
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Farva : [Farva to Unit 91, aka Foster over radio whilst Ramathorne and Rabbit are chasing Miata] Unit 91, unit 91? C'mon Unit 91, quit counting your pubes we have a pursuit out here
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Farva : Sing it again, rookie biatch!
