Dick Butkus
Billy the Driver
Dom Molinari
Courtney Vandermint
Clifford Sloane
Lingerie Lady
Guard
Jennifer Gersh
Whittaker Summers
Ted Frye
Rita D'Onofrio
Ad Agency Guy
Malcolm
Damien Pritzker
Jim Lampley
Stanton Vandermint
Sheriff
Gene Molinari
Peter Marshall
Porty Pendleton
Ruby
Old Golfer
Katy Woo (as Ming-Na)
Earle Hansen
Nancy McMahon
Lila Claypool
Yeti
Elliot Chevron
James Neal Taylor
Joey Lavin
Sec. of Transportation William Easter
Undie Man
Jackie Sloane
Alan Thicke
Maurice the Driver
General Edison Gerberding
Newspaper Guy Dave
Denny O'Leary
Senator Roger Dickey
Vic Ricker
Waiter (uncredited)
Can Can Dancer (uncredited)
Monk (uncredited)
Kitchen Sweeper (uncredited)
Can-Can Dancer (uncredited)
General's wife (uncredited)
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Trophy Wife (uncredited)
Shakespeare Man (uncredited)