Cutter: Windsurfing is cool, like, you know, because... there's wind, right? And then also, you're surfing. So you're like windsurfing!

Ariel Cola: Dear Diary, I cannot make sense of this strange planet called, "Earth". Every time I look at this horrid vehicle- the rubbery flesh, the flat face, the ghastly yellow hair that grows out of this hideous skull- I can only think I am grotesque.

Cutter: Here, there's like 18 different different types of potato chips! Well the yogurt flavor's kinda nasty.