7 December 2011 | East-4
Somebody wanted a paycheck.
So I watch a lot of bad movies. I've got a bad movie collection. I'm watching Bloodfist right now! There are bad movies that are fun and bad movies that are just lousy. This is the latter. I've never written a review on IMDb but I felt like I had to in this case. If you read through the other reviews you'll see they were obviously written by people somehow related to the movie. This is one of those movies with a fancy cover that tries to get you to shell out a couple of bucks to rent it. Then what do you get? An hour and a half bore. If you want to watch a bad horror western watch "White Buffalo", it'll make you smile. If you want a fun bad movie watch, Trancers, or Slime City, or Death Race 2000, or Cherry 2000, or Escape 2000 (the one where the prisoners are hunted), or Infra-Man, or Stone Cold, or Robot Jox, or the Green Slime, or Timecop, or Scanner Cop, or Maniac Cop, or Samurai Cop, or Karate Cop, or the other movie that's also named Karate Cop... Actually don't watch the other Karate Cop, it's not so good. If you want to watch good movie watch 2001, or Casablanca, Drive was a good, and a lot people seem to like the Godfather part one and two, but I've never actually seen them. Just don't watch Stageghost. It's not fun and they're the kind of hollow sub-humans who write positive reviews for their own awful movie in hopes that you might rent it. They suck.