House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Chad Bannon: Killer Karl
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Quotes
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Killer Karl : That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One...
Captain Spaulding : Fuck yo mama!
Killer Karl : Two...
Captain Spaulding : Fuck yo sister!
Killer Karl : Three...
Captain Spaulding : Fuck yo grandma!
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Captain Spaulding : You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fuckin' balls in!
Killer Karl : All right, Tippy! Hand over the cash box, and I might leave your brains inside your skull!
Captain Spaulding : Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King. Why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in your ass!
Killer Karl : I don't like chicken! And I hate clowns!
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[two masked holdup men break into Captain Spaudling's place to rob it]
Captain Spaulding : Mary fuckin' Moses! Y'all get the fuck outta here!
Killer Karl : Hands up! Keep your paws where I can see 'em.
Richard Wick : [stuttering] Yeah... d-don't move or I'll b-blast a hole the size of a k-Kansas City watermelon through... your ugly-ass b-bozo face!
Captain Spaulding : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
