Sheri Moon Zombie: Baby Firefly

House of 1000 Corpses

Baby Firefly

Otis: I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
Mother: Who's your daddy?
Otis: I'm the one who beats you when you're bad.
Baby: Who's your daddy?
Mother: Who's your daddy?
Otis: [walking to Denise, while wearing her father's skin] Come on, sweetie. Give the old man some sugar.
Denise Willis: Daddy, Daddy.
Otis: [taking off his robe] And I'm the one who loves ya when you're fucking dead!

Baby: Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way.

Otis: Hey, happy boy, step your ass up here.
Baby: Take his gag out. It's more fun with the screaming.
Mother: I like that too. That screaming is much more exciting that way.
[They remove Jerry's gag]
Jerry Goldsmith: Please don't kill us, please don't kill us.
Baby: [imitating Jerry] Please don't kill us... nah... please don't kill us.
Otis: Shut your mouth and get your shit in the box. Get in now.
Mother: Wait, wait, wait... I wanna say goodbye.
[Mama Firefly grabs Jerry by the collar and gives him a big kiss]
Mother: Goodbye, sweetie. We could've been great.
Otis: Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
Jerry Goldsmith: Just let us go, I swear to God we won't tell anyone. I swear...
Mother: Honey, you know I can't do that.
Otis: Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
Rufus 'R.J.' Firefly Jr.: Get your fucking ass up, boy.
Otis: Come on, we ain't got all night.
[Rufus grabs Jerry and body slams him into the coffin while Mary breaks free and runs off]
Otis: Where does she think she's gonna run to? She gonna run all the way home?
Baby: No, let me get her.
Otis: All right, go get her.

[after stabbing a victim to death]
Baby: 'Shoo, shoo,' said the maiden.
[laughs maniacally]
Baby: 'Come, maiden,' said the rabbit, 'sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch.'

Baby: Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

Baby: So, how much we owe you, Goober?
Gerry Ober: Oh, that's supposed to be G. Ober, for Gerry Ober, but Karl went and put an extra "o", made it Goober. Fucking asshole.
Baby: Great story, Goober. How much we owe you?
Gerry Ober: Well, the damage is pretty severe... $185.
Baby: That ain't gonna break my bank, hon. Here, keep the change. Go buy yourself a new name... Goober!

Gerry Ober: Let me take a guess here, y'all are having a Halloween party tonight huh?
Baby: Now what makes you think that big boy?
Gerry Ober: Well you sure are buying a whole mess of holy water for two people.
Baby: Yeah we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?
Gerry Ober: Yeah I like to get fucked up, too, and do some fucked up shit.
Baby: Yeah, I bet you do!

Mary Knowles: [sees Baby on Bill's lap] Get off him!
[Baby doesn't budge]
Mary Knowles: I said get the fuck off him, you stupid fucking whore! Fucking slut!
[Mary pushes Baby to the ground]
Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker.
[pulls out a knife]
Baby: I'll fucking cut your tits off and shove 'em down your throat!

Baby: These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall.

Baby: Hey wanna play a guessing game? Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Jerry Goldsmith: Eat shit and die.
[Baby starts cutting Jerry's hair with the scissors]
Jerry Goldsmith: No, wait, please, come on, stop it! What do you want? What do you want from me? What do you want from us?
Baby: Please be quiet, I don't wanna slip. OK, one more. You get this right, I'll let ya go. If you get it wrong you are fucked! OK, who's my favourite movie star?
Jerry Goldsmith: I don't know... M... Marilyn Monroe!
Baby: Hmmm... no, Bette Davis! Sorry, you lose!
[Baby scalps Jerry]

Baby: There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit."