Spider-Man (2000 Video Game)
Daran Norris: Venom, Mysterio, Punisher, Johnny Storm, Captain America, Eddie Brock
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Quotes
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[Spider-Man, Daredevil, Punisher and Captain America sit at a table playing a game of cards]
Captain America : So, Punisher, do you have any threes?
Punisher : Go fish! So, nice of you to join us for *once,* Spidey!
Spider-Man : Oh, I'm sorry. I was out *saving the world.* Beating you guys at cards ought to be pretty easy.
Daredevil : Your spider-sense *won't* save you here.
Punisher : Look who's talking, Daredevil! You've been looking at *my cards* all night!
Daredevil : I don't *need* to look at your cards, Punisher. Your bluffs are *so* obvious.
Captain America : Okay, okay. Let's keep this a nice, friendly, *clean* game.
[Punisher groans and turns to Captain America]
Punisher : Who keeps *inviting* this guy?
[the card game is interrupted by loud music]
Spider-Man : Hey, would you keep it *down?*
[Human Torch and Black Cat are dancing to music playing on a boom-box]
Johnny Storm : Hey, loosen up, kids! I'm on *fire!*
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[Doctor Octopus stands at the bars of a jail cell, while Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino and a Jade Syndicate Thug play cards]
Scorpion : Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together and you *still* couldn't take down Spider-Man?
Mysterio : It's not *my* fault! Doc Ock's plan was *horrible!* Everyone *knows* you can't control the symbiotes.
[Rhino stands up, puzzled]
Rhino : Hey, wait. So, if I'm a rhino, you're a scorpion and he's an octopus, what's a Mysterio?
[Rhino sits down on his bench and sends the Thug flying up into the ceiling and he struggles as his head gets stuck]
Scorpion : So, Rhino, got any threes?
[Rhino looks at his cards]
Rhino : Hey! I got a bingo! You guys think you're so smart, but I won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Victory is mine! You're always laughing at me, but who's crying *now*, huh?
[Rhino laughs at his cellmates, but then stops as he takes another look at his cards]
Rhino : Oh, wait a minute. I've made a mistake.
[Doctor Octopus shakes his head and then bangs his head on the bars of his cell three times]
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[within the Avengers jet, Spider-Man sits in the co-pilot seat next to Captain America, while Black Cat and Venom sit between an unconscious Doctor Octopus]
Captain America : It's a good thing Black Cat gave me a call, son.
Spider-Man : Looks like just in time.
[Venom leans close to Spider-Man from behind]
Venom : Hey, Spidey, could you get us Captain America's autograph?
Spider-Man : Oh, brother.
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[in mocked fear]
Venom : Oh! Spider-Man! Oh, help me! I'm drowning!
[Venom flips a switch up and turns the water back on]
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[J. Jonah Jameson hides in his office and the Scorpion looks around the room to find him]
Scorpion : Where are you hiding?
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[J. Jonah Jameson hides in his office and the Scorpion finds him]
Scorpion : There you are!
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[after Spider-Man sticks to the ceiling, Scorpion fires an energy blast from his tail at Spider-Man]
Scorpion : Get down here!
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[Spider-Man smashes through a window and finds Scorpion about to attack Jameson]
Spider-Man : Leave him alone, Chuckles!
Scorpion : Butt out, web-head!
J. Jonah Jameson : Spider-Man? I ask for the police and I get THIS?
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[Spider-Man sits on the crown of the Statue of Liberty and the Human Torch is flying nearby]
Spider-Man : Well, that's my story, Johnny.
Johnny Storm : Looks like you're in a lot of trouble. You'll find Venom!
Spider-Man : But how? Venom is invisible to my spider-sense!
Johnny Storm : Knowing your luck, Venom will find *you*! Have faith, Spidey!
[the Human Torch flies off and Spider-Man looks at the city with a sigh]
Spider-Man : Where could she be?
[back in the city, Spider-Man swings over the city]
Spider-Man : I've got to find her! I've got no choice!
[Venom follows after Spider-Man, swinging from web to web]
Venom : Wah, wah, wah! What a wuss!
[Spider-Man turns and notices Venom now swinging alongside him]
Venom : Hey, wanna race?
[Venom laughs and swings off, with Spider-Man following after him]
Venom : Parker HATES it when I get the drop on him!
Spider-Man : Ugh! I HATE it when he gets the drop on me!
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[Spider-Man confronts the Impostor Spider-Man]
Spider-Man : I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more "angry back alley" than "friendly neighborhood".
Impostor Spider-Man : Oh. For decades, I've wanted to shut that mouth of yours! Finally, that time is upon me!
[the Impostor Spider-Man changes into Mysterio]
Mysterio : At last! I will crush you, once and for all!
[Mysterio laughs as he grows to giant size and looks down at Spider-Man]
Mysterio : And now, little Spider, you will *die!*
[Mysterio lifts up his foot to step on Spider-Man and Spider-Man nervously chuckles as he steps back]
Spider-Man : Is it too late for us to be friends?
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[as Spider-Man confronts Doctor Octopus and Carnage, Venom suddenly appears in the room]
Venom : Speaking of crushed.
Spider-Man : Huh?
Venom : It's showtime, freaks!
[Venom turns to Carnage]
Venom : Ooh! I smell *bad* symbiote - and it ain't me!
Carnage : Bring it on, *grandpa!*
[Carnage and Venom fight, which leads them up into the next room and leaves Spider-Man alone with Doctor Octopus]
Spider-Man : Alone at last!
Doctor Octopus : Let us *end* this, Spider-Man!
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[Mary Jane dangles by her arms from chains from under a grate in the floor and a tank of water lies far beneath her]
Mary Jane : Help! Is anybody there? Help me!
[Spider-Man runs over and crouches down to look at Mary Jane]
Spider-Man : Mary Jane!
Mary Jane : Please!
[Spider-Man turns around as Venom appears nearby]
Venom : Hey! You made it!
Spider-Man : Venom!
Venom : I'd let you see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now!
[Venom flips up a switch with his web and the water rises as Mary Jane screams]
Mary Jane : Peter, help! No!
Venom : So, what do you say, Spidey? Let's finish this!
[Venom laughs as he disappears]
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[Spider-Man runs to a large metal door and then stands before it]
Spider-Man : *Open this door!*
[On the other side of the door, Venom leaps and crouches before the door]
Venom : *Who is it?*
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J. Jonah Jameson : Listen, Gargan! It's a new millenium! Lots of high-tech! There may be some way we can get you out of that suit!
Scorpion : You put me in this suit! Now I'm going to make you pay!
[Scorpion swats his tail at Jameson, but he dodges it and it breaks a nearby window]
J. Jonah Jameson : Get over it, Gargan!
Scorpion : You ruined my life! So now I'll end yours!
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[after failing to catch up with Venom]
Venom : Slow poke!
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[Venom shoots a web as Spider-Man crawls up the wall of a building, which pulls him off and to Venom, who punches Spider-Man]
Venom : No wall-crawling!
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[Mysterio hits Spider-Man and he falls to the ground]
Mysterio : Ah ha ha! Careful, now!
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Mysterio : You're no match for me!
Spider-Man : We'll see about that!
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[a giant-sized Mysterio grabs Spider-Man and picks him up]
Mysterio : I've got you now, little Spider!
Spider-Man : Hey! What's with the King Kong trip?
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[a giant-sized Mysterio grabs Spider-Man and picks him up]
Mysterio : Got you!
Spider-Man : Hey! Put me down, fish-bowl!
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[Spider-Man holds Mysterio off the ground]
Spider-Man : Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to *Vegas* instead!
Mysterio : Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man : Speaking of babble, let's hear it. Who's behind all this?
Mysterio : I'll never tell you! Mysterio may be defeated, but the symbiote invasion cannot be stopped!
Spider-Man : Symbiote invasion? There are *more* of them?
Mysterio : You fool! There will be more than you can imagine! That fog which blankets the city is preparing everyone in New York for symbiosis!
Spider-Man : *You're* the fool, Mysterio!
[Spider-Man punches Mysterio and shatters the front of his helmet]
Spider-Man : *Where?* *Where are they coming from?*
Mysterio : Go then. On the waterfront. Warehouse Sixty Five. A secret passage. If only I could watch them *destroy* you.
Spider-Man : Whoever your boss is, he's off his *rocker!* No one can control the symbiotes!
Mysterio : Correction. Nobody before *now!*
Spider-Man : Spare me the propaganda, okay? This isn't a game, Mysterio! The symbiotes will destroy *everything* in their path unless I can stop them!
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[one of Mysterio's conduits is shattered by Spider-Man's webbing]
Mysterio : What are you doing?
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Mysterio : Welcome to your nightmare, Spider-Man.
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Scorpion : So, do you have any fives?
Rhino : Let me check.
[checks his cards]
Rhino : Hey! I got a bingo. Ha ha, you guys think you're so smart, but i've won! Who's your daddy, Doc Ock? Ha ha ha! Victory is my! You always kid with me, but who's crying now, huh? Ha ha!
[looks at his cards again]
Rhino : ...uh wait a sec, I made a mistake.
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Venom : Where'd Spider-Wuss go? Spider-Wuss, come out and play!
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Spider-Man : Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!
Mysterio : Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!
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Venom : It's showtime, freaks!
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Mysterio : You think you've beaten me? Think again, Spider-Man!
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Venom : [Venom is on the Times Square jumbotron] The Venom marathon continues on the biggest TV in New York! We're shoutin' out to the whole big Rotten Apple, here people.
Spider-Man : Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk show for this.
Venom : So, we've got this beautiful redhead. You know her, she's one of those famous bimbos. We have decided that this poor little lassie has twenty-four hours to live! Twenty-four hours! Oh, by the way... her name is Mary Jane Parker! Ahahaha!
Spider-Man : No! Not Mary Jane!
Venom : So, just in case *someone*... and I know who it could be. If anyone of you tight-wearing freaks out there, want to save little miss fashion model... THEN BRING IT ON! Meanwhile, New Yorkers... the Venom marathon will continue!
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Mysterio : Time to do a little pest control! Ahahaha!
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Peter Parker : We'll need Jameson's help on this. We're going to the Bugle.
Venom : Jameson? We hate Jameson!
Peter Parker : No bonehead, we're not going to SEE Jameson. We're going to use his computer database.
Venom : Ooo! Are we going to surf the "web"?
Peter Parker : Let's just go!
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Peter Parker : Come back here Venom!
[Spidey follows Venom who crashes through a building]
Venom : Watch that first step parker, It's a doosie
Peter Parker : [Crashing noises are heard and Spidey yells] OW MY HEAD! OHHH Toe, Toe, Toe.
Venom : [Venom crashes through a woman's changing room. Women's screams are heard] OOoo, Sorry lady, didn't see a thing
Peter Parker : Er... My eyes are closed
Venom : Come on Parker, stop slacking!
[smashes out the wall of the building and back outside]
