Session 9 (2001)

Brendan Sexton III: Jeff

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Quotes 

• Jeff : How's Aunt Wendy doin'?

  Gordon : [with tears in his eyes despite his smile]  ... She's... she's tired. Kids tire you out sometimes, you know?

• Jeff : What's your point?

  Henry : Just have an exit plan, dude. You stick with this job too long, it'll mess you up, man. It gets inside of you - the stress.

• Jeff : Hello...? You're in deep trouble, you know that?

  Henry : [Slowly and drawn-out]  What are you... doing in here?

  Jeff : [looking confused]  Me? Everyone thinks you're in Miami in that Casino School! My Uncle Gordo and Phil want your head!... Did you score on a scratch?

  Henry : ...What are you... doing in here?

  [Henry is wearing sunglasses and as he reaches up towards the window, his fingers leave a streak of old blood on the glass] 

  Jeff : [Jeff's eyes go wide and he looks terrified]  ... I... I forgot something, I'll be back!

  [He takes off down the stairs to find his co-workers] 

• Phil : [the sound of someone running around in circles upstairs is heard echoing through the stairwell of the asylum]  ... What the hell is that?

  Jeff : [horrified]  It's HANK!

• Jeff : [on the verge of tears]  When I saw Hank, I... I think he had BLOOD on his hands...

  Phil : [looking slightly concerned]  ... Stay here.

• Jeff : What's up with Phil and Hank?

  Mike : What's up with Phil and Hank?

  [pause] 

  Mike : Hank stole Phil's girlfriend! It's a nightmare! You don't wanna get involved! You especially don't want to get on Phil's bad side, he'll give you all the grunt work.

• Mike : I need you to go downstairs and check the breaker box.

  Jeff : ...I can't do that.

  Mike : Why?

  Jeff : I got nyctophobia.

  Mike : What?

  Jeff : Fear of the dark.

  Mike : [incredulous]  Okay...

  [pause] 

  Mike : I'll go check the breaker box. You... just try not to break anything, okay Mullet-head?

• Phil : We'll take the tunnels. They're safer.

  Jeff : "Safer"?

• Henry : [motioning to Jeff's blaring stereo]  Mikey didn't tell you about these?

  Jeff : What?

  Henry : Rule one: Music creates sonic vibrations. Vibrations jiggle spooj dust into the air. It gets into the air, it gets into your lungs. This music you plannin' on listening to?

  Jeff : Yeah...

  Henry : Yeah, you tryin' to kill us all? Either turn it off or put on something else. Like Yanni, or John Tesh or something.

  [leaves] 

  Jeff : Who's Yanni?

• Phil : I want everyone to thank uncle Gordon here for ordering lunch.

  Jeff : Thanks, Uncle Gordon!

• Phil : Why would Hank be here?

  Jeff : [panicked]  Ask him yourself!

• Jeff : I swear he was up here! Why would I make this up?

• Jeff : [out of breath]  It's Jeff, I'm... I'm by the van.

  [stops and eats a few of Gordon's Oreo cookies until he sees a stranger walking towards him] 

  Jeff : Sorry man, I was freaking out, the lights went out... I got these outta the van, is that okay...?

  [screen automatically goes black] 

• Jeff : [the power generator fails and Jeff is left in the darkness of the tunnels, so he starts to run]  oh... oh NO... BWAAAAHHHH! AHHH! NO! NO! Oh no!