Debbie : My good ring just fell behind the fridge!
Michael : Your *good* ring?
Debbie : Yeah, the one I got on the TV show.
Vic : From the Joan Rivers Collection.
Debbie : And don't say a fucking thing about her. I like that she's got a big, dirty mouth that gets her in trouble.
Debbie : If I have to watch Martha Stewart make one more goddamn thing out of goat cheese, I'm going to kill myself.
Vic : AMC has a Joan Crawford festival all week.
Debbie : Nobody's that gay.
Debbie : Out of my way or I'll punch you out.
Vic : Your doctor told you not to exert yourself.
Debbie : Well fuck 'em! I punched you out when you were a kid, and I can punch you out now!
Vic : Once upon a time I was a pretty decent chef.
Debbie : 'Decent?' He was another Sara Lee!
Vic : I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure was intended.
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