Steve: You've kept my secrets. I'll keep yours.
Judy Perkins: I've never had to confess my sins to a man wearing a gun before.
Stu: What we've got here is a little paradise. And nothing attracts a serpent like a paradise.
Sheriff Clayton: Don't call me Bishop. Right now I have to care about the people in this town a lote more than I care about you.
Peg: If she's a blonde, I'm a double D.
Sheriff Clayton: I don't think I'm ever going to forgive myself.