[passing a Stonehenge-like structure]
Manfred: Modern architecture. It'll never last.
Manfred: Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
[Sid's trying to use the baby to get attention from girls]
Sid: I'm begging you. I need him.
Manny: What, a good-looking guy like you?
Sid: Aw, you say that, but you don't mean it.
Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies, they don't stand a chance.
Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.
Carl: [to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
Manfred: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
Sid: An excellent point!
Manfred: Shut up.
Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill them?
Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.
Manfred: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.
Sid: I'm a mammal that cares!
Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
Manfred: If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.
[on Sid's clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]
Manfred: You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?
Diego: Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk.
Manfred: [watching the dodos] Hey, look at that. Dinner and a show.
Manfred: Here's your little bundle of joy. We're returning it to the humans.
Sid: Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.
Manfred: Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way.
Sid: Uh, Manny, can I-can I-can I talk to you for a second?
Manfred: [passing] No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.
Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
Manfred: Hey, über-tracker. Up front where I can see you.
Sid: ...Help me.
Sid: So she picks this hair off my shoulder, and says, "If you're gonna have a second mating dance, at least pick a sloth with the same color pelt." And I'm thinkin', "Whoa! She's gonna go praying-mantis on me." Know what I'm saying?
Manny: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now get away from me.
Sid: [Dragging a stick] Phew. I'm wiped out.
Manfred: That's your shelter?
Sid: Hey, you're a big guy, you got a lot of wood. I'm a little guy.
Manfred: You got half a stick.
Sid: Yes, but with this little stick and my highly-evolved brain...
[accidentally pokes himself in the eye with stick]
Sid: Ow... I shall create -
[snaps it in half]
Sid: We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight, now won't we?
[Later, Sid is trying to light a fire in the rain, while Manfred is dry under his shelter]
Manfred: Hey, I think I saw a spark.
Manfred: [to Scrat] Hey, buddy. Have you seen any humans go by here?
[Scrats mimes charade game]
Sid: Ooh, ooh, ooh! I love this game, I love this game! Let's see. First word...
[Scrat mimes packing down snow]
Sid: Stomp. No, Stamp.
Manfred: Let me try. Um... pack.
Sid: Good one, Manny.
[Scrat acts like a sabertooth]
Sid: Second word, long teeth... and claws. Pack of wolves? Pack of...
Manfred: Pack of bears?
Manfred: Pack of fleas?
Sid: [Scrat points at Diego] Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?
Sid: Pack of lies? Pack of troubles?
[Diego swats Scrat and sends him flying]
Sid: Pack a wallop? Pack of birds! Pack of flying fish!
Manfred: [to Sid] Let's get something straight, okay? There's no "we". There never *was* a "we". In fact, without "me", there wouldn't even be a "you"!
Dodo: There goes our last female.
Manfred: Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
[the tigers find out the "baby" is a snow decoy]
Sid: Sorry, fellas. He got a little frostbite.
Manfred: Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
Dodo: Tae Kwon Dodos, attack!
Zeke: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my paws on that mammoth.
Soto: Nobody touches the mammoth until I get the baby.
Zeke: ...First I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another.
Lenny: Hey, knock it off. I'm starving.
Zeke: Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.
Lenny: I told you to knock it off!
Manfred: Look at you. You're gonna grow up to be a great predator. I don't think so. What do you have, just a little patch of fur. No claws... no fangs... You're little folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?
Soto: Just you look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast?
Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him.
Soto: Especially after his daddy wiped out half our pack. And wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think?
Diego: We'll teach that human what happens when he messes with sabers.
Soto: Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego: bring me the baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.
Manfred: Okay, listen, if either of you two can make it across that sinkhole in front of you, the sloth is yours.
Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead.
[Sid throws a rock, which bounces across the "sinkhole" without leaving so much as a crack]
Sid: You were bluffing, huh?
Manfred: Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
Sid: [after branch hits him] What ho, a foe?
Sid: My family abandoned me. They kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they got up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs 'em anyway?
Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.
[Sid looks up at the mountain they will have to climb]
Sid: No thanks, I choose life.
Diego: [glaring at him where he stands so Sid almost runs into him when turning] Then I suggest you take the shortcut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: [in a shout that echoes] *MOVE*, SLOTH!
Sid: I don't know about you guys but, we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.
[to an animal whose dung he has stepped in]
Sid: Hey, widebody, curb it next time!
Sid: You have beautiful eyeshhh.
Sid: Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean, there's plenty of Sid to go around.
Sid: They migrated without me. They do this every year.
Sid: Isn't this great? Two bachelors knocking about in the wild?
Manfred: No. You just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side-dish.
Sid: You're a very shrewd mammal. Okay, you lead the way, Mr. Big, uh... I didn't catch the name...
Sid: Manfred? Yuck, man, how about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Manny the melancholy? Manny the... yipe!
Manfred: [after turning abruptly so he scrambled up a sapling] Stop, following me.
[Manfred just grabbed the baby]
Diego: Um, that pink thing is mine.
Sid: Hey, you rhinos, you have really small brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact, no offense. I mean, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about.
Sid: [as he prepares to get on a rock to sleep on] Fine, I'll tuck myself in.
[reclines on the rock; making moans and groans of relaxation]
Sid: [yawning] All right... Good Night...
[He flops on the rock, then turns over... ]
Sid: [as he's turning over and over] Oooh... ah.
[Manny becomes slightly irritated as he watches Sid quirk around on the rock]
Sid: [groaning] Errr-um... Ahhhhh...
[Scene shows Sid lying on the rock on his back and his head lolling off the rock]
Sid: [talking in his sleep] Nah!
[snaps his fingers]
Sid: Nah! Nah!
[shuffles his body counter-clock wise towards the rocks front,making fizzing noises with his teeth and tongue]
Sid: [flops on his side] Argh...
[suddenly jerks his arm and head up and down]
Sid: [loudly] Hur-agh! Ahh...
Manfred: [shouts angrily; startling Sid] WILL YOU STOP IT!
Sid: [sheepishly] All right, All right... I was trying to relax.
[He finds a comfortable spot on the rock and begins to suck his thumb]
[Morning arrives, Manny wakes up and feels for the baby in his trunk, only to discover that the Baby is gone. He stomps over to the sleeping Diego who wakes up with a start]
Manny: WHERE'S THE BABY?
Diego: You lost it?
[They look at each and notice Sid is not there]
[Scene shows Sid with the baby in a jacuzzi like mud hot spring; using the baby as a 'chick magnet' to attract two female sloths]
Rachel: Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!
Jennifer: [baby-talking to the baby] Hello Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby...
Rachel: [to Sid] Where did you find it?
Sid: Ah, poor kid was all alone in the wild. Sabers were cornering him, So I just snatched it!
Rachel: Oh, so brave of you!
Sid: Yeah, well... He needed me...
Sid: And I wished I had one of my own, too...
Jennifer: [excited] REALLY?
[she calms herself down]
Jennifer: I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male.
Sid: [unaware that the baby is sinking into the mud hot spring] Who wouldn't be?
Rachel: [gushing] You caring for a baby...
Sid: [notices that Roshan the baby is gone and pulls the muddy baby up] Yeah, well... You know...
[the baby playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh]
Sid: [as he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies... uh...
[wipes the 'something' on his face, which is Manny's trunk; he realizes and gasps]
Sid: Oh, hey! Hey... Manny!
Manny: [taking the giggling baby away] What's the matter with you?
Diego: [after riding the ice slide chasing after Moeritherium] Wow! Hoo! Yeah! Who's up for round 2?
Sid: Hey, what's your problem?
Manny: *You* are my problem.
Sid: Well, I think you're stressed, and that's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Manny: I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look... poofy.
Sid: Fine. You have fat hair. But when you're ready to talk, I'm here.
Sid: Survival! Of the! Fittest! I-don't-think-so.
Frank: Oh, carnivores have all the fun.
Diego: I'm working here, you waste of fur.
Sid: Hey look. What is this? Pineconeshhh!
Sid: Doesn't anybody care about Sid the sloth?
Sid: Slalom, baby.
Sid: Ha ha. Eat my powder.
Manfred: Don't you have some poor, defenseless animal to disembowel?
Manfred: [to the baby] Hey, hey, does this look like a petting zoo to you?
Sid: [trying to wipe his feet off after stepping into poop offscreen] Ik! Ah!
[In his disgusted haste, he inadvertently wipes his feet on the salad of Carl and Frank who look at him with chagrin]
Sid: [through his teeth] This is making me more fiesty!
[flings his foot up]
Sid: Ah, YUCK! This is defineately NOT in my day!
Sid: You know what I'm saying?
[he begins shaking his foot to get to poo off, unknowingly flicking it into Carl's face]
Sid: Oh, what a mess! Hey, rhinos, did you know that you know you have really tiny brains, you know that? Naw, that's a fact. No offense. You probably don't know what I'm talking about.
Sid: [sees something] Oh! Yum-o!
[plucks up the dandelion]
Sid: A dandelion! Probably the last one of the season!
[He eats it]
Sid: [swooning with gourmet galore] Mmmm... MMMM... Mmmm...
Carl: Easy Frank.
Frank: [visibly upset] He *ruined* our *salad*!
Sid: [noticing what he's standing on, jumps up in alarm and backs away; apologetic] Huh? Oh my goodness! That was my mistake! Now, let me handle...
[Sid trips over a log, he crawls on all fours while Carl and Frank slowly but menacingly walk towards him]
Sid: No seriously! I can take care of this... wha- what is this? PINE CONE! Oh, my goodness! That's my favorite!
[He takes a bite of the pinecone]
Sid: Delicious. Ow! That's um... Uh, good eating... But don't let me hog it, oh no! Here, you have some! Tasty, isn't it?
[Sid feeds Carl the Pine cone. Carl growls in anger]
Sid: [just before he turns to leave] Bon Appetite, you two!
Manny: [to Sid; about the baby] What are doing? Just drop him on the ledge.
[Sid tosses the baby on the ledge, who giggles and then crawls forward]
Sid: [whispers] Should we make sure he found them?
Manny: Good idea!
Sid: [frantic] What? Wait, no! Wait, wait, wait...
[Manny throws Sid into the air]
[He lands safely on the ledge]
Sid: [shrieking comically] Don't *SCARE ME*!