Bill Biscane / Kane
Stan Bobbins
Jean Bobbins
Kylie
Zack
Crowe
Kahuna
Archie
Finkleman
Rosita (as Maia Bastidas)
Rosita (as Keana Bastidas)
Alex
Tascha
Brandon
Peter
Little Greta
Roscoe
Muggles
Hologram Guard
Hologram Soda Jerk
Police Captain (as Gary Chalk)
Petrov
Kahuna's Father
Baby Kahuna (as Connor Christopher)
Baby Biscane (as Jake Smith)
Boy
Ken (Age 16)
Greta (as Nancy Lilley)
Reporter
Police Sergeant (as Bobby L. Stewart)
Jennifer Kraft
Kid
Siska (as Rebaecca Reichert)
Mr. K
Whoopi Goldberg
Ashley Parker Angel (O-Town) (as O'Town)
Erik-Michael Estrada (O-Town) (as O'Town)
Dan Miller (O-Town) (as O'Town)
Trevor Penick (O-Town) (as O'Town)
Jacob Underwood (O-Town) (as O'Town)
Kahuna (voice)
Archie (voice)
Rosita (voice)
Alex (voice)
Finkleman (voice)
Father (as Artine Brown)
Security Guard (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Janitor (uncredited)