My Boss's Daughter (2003)

Terence Stamp: Jack Taylor

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Quotes 

• [Jack Taylor introduces his pet owl] 

  Jack Taylor : This is O.J.

  Tom Stansfield : O.J.? Like the murderer?

  Jack Taylor : No, like a football player. O.J. Simpson.

• Jack Taylor : What's this I hear about you threatening to spray this play with an AK-47?

  Tom Stansfield : Oh... well, I was just making a joke.

  Jack Taylor : Oh that's funny to you? People dying? And what's this I hear about you making fun of midgets?

  Tom Stansfield : I never make fun of midgets!

  Jack Taylor : You said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.

• Jack Taylor : [to Audrey, his secretary]  Are you retarded?

  [She stares at him] 

  Jack Taylor : It's not a rhetorical question. Are you retarded?

• [repeated line] 

  Jack Taylor : Audrey, get in here!