- Tom Weidder: Professor Fulton?
- Professor Fulton: Yes?
- Tom Weidder: Professor.
- Professor Fulton: Tom, my boy. What have you done to yourself?
- Tom Weidder: Professor, I'm gay.
- Professor Fulton: Uh huh. What have you done to your hair?
- Tom Weidder: Do you like it?
- Professor Fulton: No. Are you going to kiss me again? 'Cause I've got another class.