Nadine: She didn't break you heart, she bruised your ego.

Nadine: I read somewhere once that everything in life happens in threes. And that there are two kinds of people, the ones that think three's the charm and the ones that think in three strikes you're out.

Owen: [Jack and Owen are told by a mysterious mugger on the subway to drop their pants. Jack wears boxers, but is appalled to see Owen is wearing tighty whities] It's laundry day, alright?

Chloe: Wait, it's not what you think.

Owen: Oh, no? I suppose you guys were not having sex, he was just looking for his keys, I guess.

Chloe: We were working on a scene.

Owen: What kinda scene? One in which you play a barnyard animal?

Diane: Hi Owen!

Owen: It's cool, I like this place.

Diane: Bye Owen.