Sex and the Matrix (2000 TV Short)

Laurence Fishburne: Morpheus

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Quotes 

• Morpheus : I am Morpheus.

  Carrie Bradshaw : [mimicking him, amused]  I am Carrie.

• Carrie Bradshaw : [recounting the adventure to her friends]  Neo assured me that his roommate was away on business. Apparently, business wasn't too good.

  Neo : Aw, you've got to be kidding me!

  [Morpheus, looking out the window at the storm, turns to face them] 

  Neo : Dude, what are you doing here? Didn't you see the sock on the door?

  Carrie Bradshaw : [to Neo]  Hey, who's the third wheel?

  Morpheus : I am Morpheus.

  Carrie Bradshaw : [sassily imitating his voice]  I am Carrie.

  Morpheus : Let me tell you why you are here. Come. Sit down.

  Neo : [disgusted]  Aw, dude, you are not gonna cockblock me again!

• Carrie Bradshaw : So, how come I haven't heard about this Matrix place? Did it just open? Can I get on the guest list?

  Morpheus : Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

  Neo : [coughing to cover his comment]  Bullshit!

  Morpheus : Take the blue pill: You wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe.

  Neo : I believe just because I ate your last Hot Pocket doesn't give you the right to get all up in my grill!

  Morpheus : You take the red pill: You stay in Wonderland.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Ooh, Wonderland!

  [She takes the red pill and drinks it with a glass of water] 

  Carrie Bradshaw : [narrating]  I should have known better. The last time I took one of those, Wonderland became Wonder-what-the Hell-Happened-Last-Night-Land.