Mugger: Wallet, watch and cash, bitch!
Ian Nottingham: Risky line of work you're in.
Mugger: Do you want me to kill you?
Ian Nottingham: Kind of.
Mugger: Well, I'm game. Now give me what I asked you for!
Ian Nottingham: I'm going to give you more than what you asked me for. I'm going to give you... your life.
Sara Pezzini: Every day above ground is a special day.
Kenneth Irons: Common sense has never been a reliable guide to understanding the universe.
Sara Pezzini: [to Ian] Do you ever *not* lurk?
Gabriel Bowman: Oh, yeah? Wh-wh-what are you going to do? You gonna amp up your little Witchblade and cut me?
Vicky Po: Who's the pirate?
Sara Pezzini: Just some guy I know.
Vicky Po: Yeah? What's he doing around here?
Sara Pezzini: Proselytizing.
Vicky Po: Hey, big word.
Sara Pezzini: I know bigger ones.
Vicky Po: I think he's kind of cute. I like those swarthy guys
Sara Pezzini: Yeah, swarthy... psychotic, bipolar, hard bodies, what a treat.
Vicky Po: He's got that look like he can just walk on water.
Sara Pezzini: Well, he can definitely walk through walls 'cause I have no idea how he got in here.