Beldar Conehead (archive footage) (uncredited)
Captain Kangaroo (archive footage) (uncredited)
Joe Mel Jr. (archive footage) (uncredited)
Prison Guard (archive footage) (uncredited)
Coco (archive footage) (uncredited)
Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Self / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Serena Williams / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sammy Davis Jr. (archive footage) (uncredited)
Prymaat Conehead (archive footage) (uncredited)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Alex Trebek / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Denise Curt (archive footage) (uncredited)
Priest (archive footage) (uncredited)
Mindy (archive footage) (uncredited)
Rajeev Vindaloo (archive footage) (uncredited)
Regis Philbin / Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Mr. Short-Term Memory (archive footage) (uncredited)
Host of Game Beaters (archive footage) (uncredited)
Burt Reynolds aka Turd Furgerson (archive footage) (uncredited)
Joe Mel Sr. (archive footage) (uncredited)
Jason Raimes / Kimba (archive footage) (uncredited)
Richard Dawson (archive footage) (uncredited)
Connie Conehead (archive footage) (uncredited)
Babbette (archive footage) (uncredited)
Andy Parata (archive footage) (uncredited)
Mrs. Mel (archive footage) (uncredited)
Sonja Kradevic (archive footage) (uncredited)
Kevin Stubbs (archive footage) (uncredited)
Billy Travis (archive footage) (uncredited)
Bobby Wheat (archive footage) (uncredited)
Simone X (archive footage) (uncredited)
Jackie Rogers Jr. (archive footage) (uncredited)
Angelique (archive footage) (uncredited)
Tom Cruise (archive footage) (uncredited)
Stacey Tarreri (archive footage) (uncredited)