HAVE FIGURE, WILL TRAVEL is one of the ubiquitous 'nudie cutie' films that were doing the rounds in America in the early 1960s. This one adopts a travelogue format and features a couple of women who willingly embrace nudism and travel around on a yacht a lot. This footage is quite interminable and goes on forever, and with Amazon Prime's censorship, don't expect any nudity to go with it. It all feels rather staid as a result, although it does feature a traditional nudist camp climax complete with bathers, volleyball players, and much merriment. The whole thing feels like an advert for nudism.
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Leofwine_draca14 September 2017
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blumdeluxe14 September 2017"Have figure will travel" tells the story of two girls who lead a nudist lifestyle and convince their more prude friend to go on a trip with them on of their father's boat, unknowingly that the plan is to visit several nudist camps on the way.
The film really isn't nearly as exciting as the story may sound. It is somehow a weird mixture of reflecting on the fascinating, new nudist way of life, a travel guide and a manual for driving a boat. All of this is told by a male voice, the actresses rarely ever get to speak for themselves. The moral, of course, is that all of them adopt to the new lifestyle and feel more natural and happy. While I don't have anything against people living as nudists, this wouldn't have required a whole movie, especially because there are plenty other films with the exact same message and there is literally nothing happening apart from the carrying of this message.
All in all this shows once again that a movie is not a poster, where you can convince people with a one-sentence message. What's lacking here is a real movie that's not just an excuse for stating something. -
lor_30 July 2010Bearing a 1961 copyright but not released till 1963, HAVE FIGURE, WILL TRAVEL is a simple paen to nudism. While viewers are subjected to endless propaganda about the nudist movement being the efficacious mode to peace on earth, they are treated to pleasant views of 3 naked women against scenic backdrops.
Filmmakers hid behind pseudonyms, as sexploitation films did not achieve a chic aura until many decades later. They needn't have, since this is a creditable achievement on its own terms, reminiscent of the many silent with narration (or even live voice-over) travel films that circulated in the '50s and '60s. The difference is nudity.
Carol and Susan are Canadian nudists who decide to take a dream trip on the 50-ft. yacht of Carol's dad, while he's out of town. They talk their relatively shy pal Marge into joining them, not tipping her to the fact that their destination is a couple of nudist camps in New Jersey and Florida. None of the trio is a raving beauty or pin-up queen, but they are pleasant enough.
Voyage is so uneventful that many viewers will either doze off or flip the switch on this very minor entertainment. But the all-location photography held my attention. After the gals negotiate the locks to get from Canada onto the Hudson River, they have a brief shopping spree in Manhattan. The Jersey nudist camp permits Marge to unwind a bit, with the gimmick that playing with a free-as-a-breeze pre-teen girl helps convince her of the innocence of the skin lifestyle. All the while the narration treats us to gobs of "clothing-BAD; bare-GOOD" propaganda.
Centerpiece of the film is ironically all buttoned up -as the gals visit historic Charleston, North Carolina. This segment is not only educational and free of proselytizing, but proves by contrast that photogenic does not necessarily equate with nude women (though this film would have no legs 5 decades later without them).
Pic ends up at a camp in Delray Beach, Florida -oddly in recent decades the place has become nicknamed Dullray as a result of its skewing high in average resident age due to its retiree population, yet in the context of HAVE FIGURE it becomes a "who woulda thunkit" hip and progressive place. Footage proves once again that if you've seen one nudist camp, you've seen 'em all.
Once again it is underage kids who unwittingly convert Marge to become a card-carrying nudist (yes, in this film you do need an ID card). The message is innocence, and freeing one from the artificialities of civilization, as emphasized by Carol's yoga demo early on. I don't know how the nudist movement has fared in our increasingly conservative post-'60s world, but it is nostalgic to see such an innocent, if heavy-handed, presentation. Tech credits are fine. -
Michael_Elliott3 November 2017Have Figure, Will Travel (1963)
* 1/2 (out of 4)
Carol and some friends want to see what the nudist life is all about so they take Carol's father's boat and decide to travel around seeing various nude camps.
HAVE FIGURE, WILL TRAVEL is a pretty bland nudist movie that manages to be boring from the opening credits to the closing ones. There's really not too much to recommend here and it pretty much follows the playbook as far as these types of movies go.
We start off meeting "good" characters. A couple of the characters want to have some fun but of course there's the one friend who is shy about it. We see how much fun can be had at nudist camps. We're told that it's natural. The shy friend then sees the light and strips off.
Again, there's nothing new here but to be fair if you've seen one nudie cutie then you've pretty much seen them all. The narration is quite silly, there's not enough nudity to stay entertained and for the most part it's a struggle to make it through this.