The pointless XXX one-day wonders, often with Ric Lutze on hand, hearken back to those early days of hardcore: 1970-72, but this late '70s entry HOT HONEYS plays out in identical pointless fashion. Add an insufferably giggling all the time Ric Lutze to the cast and you have a junker revived randomly on Vol. 80 of Something Weird's Dragon Art Theatre series.
Its non-story is about two femme roommates, Jan, a sexually active good looks-challenged blonde (OK, she was whupped by the ugly stick), and Christie, a prissy, virginal beauty, played by Maria Tortuga at the beginning of her career. What they have in common is a penchant for wearing black stockings & garter belt, perhaps this movie's strongest suit and fetish.
We know Christie (played by Tortuga) is brainy because she's reading Carlos Castaneda's 1974 book "Tales of Power"; would that the film's script had one iota of the mystery of his writing. Instead we have folks trying to get poor Christie laid (as opposed to TV's GET CHRISTY LOVE!). One day she accepts a ride home from a stranger driving along, and that takes care of that non-subplot.
Movie ends very clumsily with everybody showing up for a dinner party where the only thing on the menu is orgy. Last twist was lost on me due to a shredded print, as a latecomer to the party/orgy might be Christie's brother? I'll never know, thanks to garbled, unintelligible dialog.
Musical score is miserable, opening the film incongruously with the theme from TV's THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E., and plunging mainly into a disco groove thereafter, including even a disco version of Beethoven, and ending with "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss)".
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