23 May 2018 | lor_
Merely a long infomercial for Vivid products
Vivid sold this house ad as if it were a new release video starring Devon, definitely false advertising all around. Devon does portray the display lady, sort of a Paula Wayne to Dillon Day's Johnny Carson, hawking various real Vivid products on TV, with endless reminders of how the viewer can order them at the porn label's website.
To fill out the running time, we watch porn talent cast as viewers trying out the products they've ordered and humping away. As much as I admire Dyanna Lauren as both performer and here nominal director, this loser is an embarrassment.
Dillon does not have a sex scene, merely cast as tiresome pitchman, and Devon's contribution is hardly worth listing on her resume. Rest of the cast is randomly selected with an emphasis on blondes and even the basic premise is not adhered to: in the final vignette Julie Meadows has ordered a bottle of some ridiculous pastel paint from Vivid called "Liquid Latex" -we see Dillon doing the start of a demo painting on Devon's leg, but she doesn't use the stupid fake-clothing product, merely having sex with Bobby Vitale instead.