Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Paul Gleason: Richard Vernon

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• Mitch : [in detention]  We were just sitting here like we were supposed to.

  Richard Vernon : I don't want to hear it, mister. You just bought yourself another detention.

  Mitch : That's not fair.

  Richard Vernon : Cry me a river, dickface, you just bought yourself another one.

  Mitch : [under his breath]  Shorts.

  Richard Vernon : What was that?

  Mitch : Eat... My... Shorts.

  Richard Vernon : Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns.

  Mitch : I'm shaking.

  Richard Vernon : You just got another.

  Mitch : Good.

  Richard Vernon : You through?

  Mitch : Not even close, *bud!*

  Richard Vernon : You want another one?

  Mitch : Yes.

  Richard Vernon : You got it.

  Mitch : Good.

  Richard Vernon : That's another one. You had enough yet?

  Mitch : No.

  Richard Vernon : That's another one.

  Mitch : So?

  Richard Vernon : You just say the word, I'll keep going.

  Mitch : Go.

  Richard Vernon : Eenie-meenie-mynie...?

  Mitch : Mo.

• Richard Vernon : [after giving Mitch detention when mouths off to him]  You want another one?

  Mitch : Yes...

  Richard Vernon : You got it.

  Mitch : Good!

  Richard Vernon : That's another one. You had enough yet?

  Mitch : No!

  Richard Vernon : That's another one.

  Mitch : So?

  Richard Vernon : You just say the word and I'll keep going.

  Mitch : Go!

  Richard Vernon : Eeny meeny miney...?

  Mitch : Mo!

  Richard Vernon : Your mother was a...?

  Mitch : Ho!

  Richard Vernon : He was a famous clown...?

  Mitch : Bobo!

  Ox : Mitch, cut it out!

  [Mitch looks at Ox, Ox mouths "stop!"] 

  Richard Vernon : [to Ox]  That's another one for you.

  Ox : But I was just...

  Richard Vernon : That's another one.

  Bruce : So, that make one more for Ox or for Mitch?

  Richard Vernon : Another.

  Bruce : I confused.

  Richard Vernon : Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. Next time I come in here I'm

  [Mitch mouths in unison] 

  Richard Vernon : cracking skulls.

• Richard Vernon : ...Your mother was a...?

  Mitch : Ho.

  Richard Vernon : He was a famous clown.

  Mitch : Bobo.

  Ox : Mitch cut it out

  [mouthing the word] 

  Ox : stop