- Motoko Aoyama: Ever since that elusive, definitely audacious, insolent, high-roller of a turtle showed up here at Hinata Apartments, I haven't had a good night's sleep.
- [to Tama-chan, the turtle]
- Motoko Aoyama: Damn you. You're nothing but a lowly Reptilia Anapsida Testudinata.
- [Keitaro comments on Motoko's new feminine appearance]
- Motoko Aoyama: C-c-cute? You have the gall to refer to me as CUTE?
- Kaolla Su: Hey, Keitaro, here for a midnight fling? If it's you, I don't mind.
- Urashima Keitaro: W-What are you saying?
- Kaolla Su: By the way, do flings taste good?
- [Kitsune "accidentally" dumps water on Naru's cheerleading uniform]
- Naru Narusegawa: W-What the heck are you doing, Kitsune?
- Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: Sorry! I'm really sorry! My hand slipped!
- Naru Narusegawa: I have to be at work in a few minutes! What am I gonna do now?
- Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: I feel SO bad! I'll earn your share of the money, so please forgive me!
- Naru Narusegawa: You will?
- Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno: Cross my heart, trust me. Just look into these eyes.
- Haruka Urashima: It's a shame you don't have a boyfriend yet.
- Motoko Aoyama: W-What are you saying? You're my role model, Miss Haruka.
- Haruka Urashima: Role model?
- Motoko Aoyama: You've avoided tawdry romances, relying on no man, and are living your life on your own terms.
- Haruka Urashima: I wouldn't put it in such glowing terms. It's just that living at Hinata Apartments lets me get away with not thinking about things that aren't too pleasant to dwell on.
- [Mutsumi gets a perfect score on her practice exam]
- Naru Narusegawa: Wow!
- Urashima Keitaro: You got a perfect score!
- Naru Narusegawa: You're actually a total genius!
- Urashima Keitaro: H-How could you fail the entrance exam three times with these scores?
- Mutsumi Otohime: Well, I'm guessing it's because I'm a klutz and I'm frail, and I'd keep forgetting to write down my name, or I'd faint before reaching the exam hall and be hospitalized.
- [Su's become an adult again, and thinks Keitaro's her brother, again]
- Kaolla Su: Come, Brother. Come with me.
- Urashima Keitaro: W-What's happened to you, Su? You're all grown up again!
- [Su leans over to kiss Keitaro]
- Urashima Keitaro: Uh, but the adult Su has that exotic, ethnic charm going.
- Mutsumi Otohime: This way, I can take a good, long look at your face. When I look at your face, Keitaro, I feel so tranquil, like I know you from a long, long, time ago. That's what made me want to study with you for our entrance exams. Am I causing trouble for you?
- Urashima Keitaro: N-No.
- Mutsumi Otohime: I want to go to Tokyo U. Together with you.
- Urashima Keitaro: Aaah! What am I worrying about? Concentrate for the upcoming study center test! I have the childhood sweetheart who promised... even if Kisune-san molests me, even if the Kendo woman threatens me, even if Su-chan kicks my ass!