Teachers (2001–2004)
Adrian Bower: Brian Steadman, Brian
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Quotes
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Kurt McKenna : [about JP] He loves Christmas
Brian Steadman : [mimicking JP] It's fucking magic!
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Brian Steadman : This has nothing to do with you being fat, which you're not, you're just healthy... in a large way.
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Kurt McKenna : [Brian and Kurt attempt to dissuade Simon from going travelling in South America:] Brian, word association: Paris?
Brian Steadman : Croissants.
Kurt McKenna : Spain?
Brian Steadman : Bulls.
Kurt McKenna : South America?
Brian Steadman : Hostage situation.
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Kurt McKenna : Simon, will you please tell Brian that I don't need a lift?
Simon Casey : [noticing smoke from Kurt's bad cooking] What the fuck?
Brian Steadman : Simon, ask Kurt how else is he gonna get to school.
Kurt McKenna : Tell Brian I'm gonna use Simon's bike!
Brian Steadman : Remind Kurt that he broke Simon's bike at the weekend.
Simon Casey : [angry] You broke Simon's bike?
Kurt McKenna : Remind Brian he promised not to tell Simon that I'd broken his bike!
Simon Casey : [to Brian] How did he break my bike?
Kurt McKenna : Kurt's not sure.
Brian Steadman : He dropped it.
Simon Casey : [angry] How can you fucking drop it?
Kurt McKenna : Please thank Brian for putting Kurt in the shit!
[storms off]
Brian Steadman : Tell Kurt that he still hasn't told Brian how he's going to get to school!
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Kurt McKenna : Do you think J.P shagged her?
Brian Steadman : No, he's gay.
Kurt McKenna : Maybe he's bi-sexual?
Brian Steadman : Lucky bastard!
Kurt McKenna : How's that?
Brian Steadman : Coz you can shag anyone!
