Amy's Orgasm (2001)

Julie Davis: Amy Mandell

Quotes 

• Amy Mandell : The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women gets hers when she says no.

• [a talk-show host accuses Amy of being a lesbian due to her bad opinions on men] 

  Amy Mandell : I don't think I'm a lesbian because when I fantasize, I fantasize about sucking dick.

• [When asked what she fantasizes about sexually] 

  Amy Mandell : The thought of seducing a celibate man away from his allegiance to God.

• [Amy concludes her newfound opinions about sex in a speech] 

  Amy Mandell : I had a physical orgasm, but not a mental one, where you let someone inside and you really see yourself.

• Amy Mandell : Alight, but you don't test drive people; it's too much wear and tear on the soul.

• Matthew Starr : So who dumped who?

  Amy Mandell : I hate that word, dumped. Human beings don't dump each other, we're not garbage. People end relationships.

  Matthew Starr : So... I guess he dumped you.