Mr. Deeds (2002) Poster

(2002)

Steve Buscemi: Crazy Eyes

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Quotes 

  • Crazy Eyes : I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

  • Longfellow Deeds : What are you in for?

    Crazy Eyes : Eeh, I'm doin' an overnighter for bitin' the mailman.

    [waves his hand] 

    Crazy Eyes : He was tryin' to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.

    Longfellow Deeds : You sure about that?

    Crazy Eyes : On second thought maybe he was just wavin'.

    [waves hand then sees Chuck and Cecil] 

    Crazy Eyes : Who're your friends?

    Longfellow Deeds : This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.

    Crazy Eyes : I don't like 'em.

    Longfellow Deeds : Ok then.

  • Longfellow Deeds : Crazy Eyes.

    Crazy Eyes : Hey, Deeds.

    Longfellow Deeds : How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.

    Crazy Eyes : Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

  • Crazy Eyes : I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.

  • Murph : Hey look, Deeds is hanging out with John McEnroe.

    Crazy Eyes : I love The Beach Boys.

  • [last lines] 

    Crazy Eyes : [breaking the fourth wall, driving a red Corvette]  Damn, these things are fast!

    [to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree] 

    Crazy Eyes : I'm all right!

  • Crazy Eyes : I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.

    [points at a goat] 

  • Murph : Look at Deedsy haning out with McEnroe! That's awesome!

    Crazy Eyes : I love the Beach Boys.

  • Crazy Eyes : Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.

  • [a depressed Deeds delivers a pizza] 

    Crazy Eyes : Peanut butter and gumballs, nice combo.

See also

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