Mr. Deeds (2002)

Peter Gallagher: Chuck Cedar

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Quotes 

• Chuck Cedar : We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.

  Murph : Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name?

  Cecil Anderson : Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.

  Murph : Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg.

  Cecil Anderson : Maybe it's Longfellow.

  Murph : Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?

  Chuck Cedar : No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

• [Anderson raises his hand after Chuck Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them] 

  Chuck Cedar : Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.

  Cecil Anderson : That would explain a lot.

• Chuck Cedar : Cute, bigmouth.

  Emilio : Sir?

  Chuck Cedar : As soon as that moron goes back to Cowpie Falls, you are out of here on your fat, Puerto Rican ass.

  [leaves] 

  Emilio : I hail from Spain, sir.

  [gives the middle finger to Cedar's retreating back] 

  Emilio : Ole.

• Chuck Cedar : He's gonna get 100 grand for that picture, it'll be all over the news in an hour.

  Longfellow Deeds : Well, he deserves it with those James Bond moves he just pulled.

  Chuck Cedar : No, he deserves to get his throat cut. Filthy spy!

• Chuck Cedar : If I lose control of this company, it will be catastrophic.

• Chuck Cedar : Did we find this heir yet?

• Chuck Cedar : This company is a player on so many levels, and in so many areas, that running it is literally a 24-hour-a-day job. I only got three hours of sleep last night.

  Longfellow Deeds : Then it's actually a 21-hour-a-day job, huh?