Mr. Deeds (2002) Poster

(2002)

Conchata Ferrell: Jan

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Quotes 

  • Babe : You must be Jan. My name is...

    Jan : I know who you are. Wham-Bam Dawson, a.k.a. Little Miss Slut-slut.

    Babe : Okay, I deserved that...

    Jan : Do you have any idea how much you hurt him? You're not getting anywhere near that boy.

    Babe : I have to find him, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

    Jan : [rolls up her sleeves]  There's a lot I can do to stop you.

    Babe : He needs to know how bad I feel, and I would go to the end of the earth, I would do anything, *anything*, to take back what I did to him.

    Jan : ...I'm sorry? All I heard was, "blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."

  • [Babe Bennett is fighting against Jan, and Babe just kicked her in the crotch several times] 

    Jan : Where were you kicking? I ain't got no balls, dummy.

  • Jan : Tell you what: you get by me, I'll tell you where he is.

    [cricks her neck] 

    Jan : Whoo! Feeling crazy!

    Babe : [takes off her coat]  Okay...

    Jan : Come to mama!

    [Babe charges, and Jan clotheslines her] 

    Babe : Ow...

    Jan : I was a rodeo clown for six years. You're gonna have to step it up a notch, shorty.

  • [Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state] 

    Babe : "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..."

    Reuben : "So full of love my heart's exploding..."

    Emilio : [stroking a beautiful woman]  "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..."

    Cecil Anderson : [seated next to Kitty on a bench]  "My heart is yours for the taking..."

    Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man : [stroking a cat]  "Acting weird / Not myself..."

    Jan : "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."

    Longfellow Deeds : "Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."

  • Jan : Deeds isn't in right now, he's making deliveries 'cause our regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look very sick, Murph.

    Murph : Oh, I forgot I was fakin' sick today.

    [starts walking away] 

    Murph : You guys played me like a fiddle. Touche!

  • Jan : I wanted to be a man!

    Longfellow Deeds : Huh, that explains a lot...

  • [in the Pizza-Place, just after asking Jan if Deeds was there] 

    Cecil Anderson : Is Mrs. Deeds around?

    Jan : Mrs. Deeds? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.

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