Mr. Deeds (2002)

Erick Avari: Cecil Anderson

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Quotes 

• Emilio : You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You, sir, you are definitely fired.

  Cecil Anderson : I'd like to stay. I think I can do some good around here.

  [Emilio looks at Deeds, who nods in approval] 

  Emilio : Okay, not fired. But tomorrow morning, you will let me change your socks.

  Cecil Anderson : [Weirded out]  Okay.

• Chuck Cedar : We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.

  Murph : Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name?

  Cecil Anderson : Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.

  Murph : Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg.

  Cecil Anderson : Maybe it's Longfellow.

  Murph : Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?

  Chuck Cedar : No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.

• [Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state] 

  Babe : "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..."

  Reuben : "So full of love my heart's exploding..."

  Emilio : [stroking a beautiful woman]  "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..."

  Cecil Anderson : [seated next to Kitty on a bench]  "My heart is yours for the taking..."

  Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man : [stroking a cat]  "Acting weird / Not myself..."

  Jan : "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."

  Longfellow Deeds : "Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."

• [Anderson raises his hand after Chuck Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them] 

  Chuck Cedar : Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.

  Cecil Anderson : That would explain a lot.

• [in the Pizza-Place, just after asking Jan if Deeds was there] 

  Cecil Anderson : Is Mrs. Deeds around?

  Jan : Mrs. Deeds? I don't think that poor boy ever had a date.

• Cecil Anderson : For heeeere am I sitting in a tin can... Faaar above the World... Planet Earth is Blue and there's Nothing I can do...