Mr. Deeds (2002)

J.B. Smoove: Reuben

Quotes 

• Longfellow Deeds : So how is the elevator business treating you, Reuben?

  Reuben : Oh, it has its ups and downs.

  [They both start laughing] 

• [Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state] 

  Babe : "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..."

  Reuben : "So full of love my heart's exploding..."

  Emilio : [stroking a beautiful woman]  "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..."

  Cecil Anderson : [seated next to Kitty on a bench]  "My heart is yours for the taking..."

  Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man : [stroking a cat]  "Acting weird / Not myself..."

  Jan : "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."

  Longfellow Deeds : "Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."