Ted Brooks
Thunder Jack
Dr. Rupert Brooks (as Sisqo)
Amelia Brooks
George
Peter Yellowbear
Ernie
Barb
Olivier (as Jean-Michel Pare)
Self - Special Appearance
Sneed Brother #1
Sneed Brother #2
Neely
Arthur
TV Reporter
Young Ted
Dr. Brooks
Mrs. Yepremian
Rollerblader with Dog (as Danelle Folta Kehealy)
Valet (as Peter 'Mus' Musooli)
Receptionist
Patient
Ernesto Julio Santisto
Lucy
Vet #1
Vet #2
Taxi Driver
Race Official #1
Race Official #2
Chess Player
Miami Pretty Girl
Dentist
Blonde Guy (as Shaw Madsen)
Old Man
Nurse
Chatting Woman #1
Chatting Woman #2
Nana
Demon
Mac
Diesel
Duchess
Digger
Yodel
Sniff
Dog with Rollerblader
Dog at Restaurant
Chester the Poodle
Demon (voice)
Nana (voice)
Bmw South Beach Guy (uncredited)