National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Poster

(2002)

Daniel Cosgrove: Richard Bagg

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D.I.K. fraternity member Richard Bagg (DANIEL COSGROVE) and his eager assistant Jeannie (EMILY RUTHERFURD) enjoy an éclair, courtesy of Van Wilder Tara Reid and Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Tara Reid, Ryan Reynolds, and Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Tara Reid and Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Tara Reid and Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove and Paul Gleason in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove and Emily Rutherfurd in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove and Emily Rutherfurd in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) Daniel Cosgrove in National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)

Quotes 

  • Richard : Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what? sixth year?

    Van Wilder : Actually, its lucky number seven.

  • Jeannie : Oh my god! We make such a fab team! Last Night, I was so like Bonnie, and you were so like Clyde. And now this.

    Richard : Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you.

    Jeannie : Sorry, Richard. Plesure away. PS, this is an awesome room.

    Richard : PS, shut the fuck up!

  • Richard : Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!

    [grunts and giggles] 

    Gwen : Are you okay?

    Richard : Yeah. Why? Well, didn't you?

    Gwen : Well, it's kind of hard in 15 seconds.

    Richard : Damn it, Gwen! You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams.

    Gwen : I'm sorry.

    Richard : Look, I'm sorry. This semester's marks could determine in the next 10 years of our lives together. Do you realize that?

    Gwen : You know... you shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

    Richard : [laughs]  What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm late for my study group.

  • Richard : You're going to miss the biggest party of the year!

    [Crickets chirp] 

  • Jeannie : This party so rocks, Richard!

    Richard : This party sucks rectum, Jeannie!

  • Van Wilder : Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on?

    Richard : This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.

    Van Wilder : Graphic.

  • Richard : Gwen, what are you doing here?

    Van Wilder : You two know each other?

    Richard : That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.

  • Richard : You do not call her that, Gonad!

  • Richard : How bad do you want to be a Delta? Would you stand on broken glass? Let the shards into your Archilles tendon, causing acute achondroplasia, which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?

  • [while having sex with Jeannie] 

    Richard : P.S. Shut the fuck up!

  • Richard : North Western, I am the shit.

    Gwen : [under her breath]  You certainly will be.

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