Clover: [as the girls are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.
Clover: [after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?
Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.
Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?
Sam: [to the evil beach bunnies trying to restrain her] Let go of me, you silicon-enhanced freaks!
Lady Dragon: You girls have spunk. I hate spunk!
Sam: [after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.
Clover: [after destroying a spy-droid's ankles] Someone has to take the fall.