Clover: Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.

Sam: You have a handbag closet?

Clover: I told you, I have tons of free time.

Clover: [as the girls are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.

Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.

[the girls get trapped in a net]

Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.

Alex Vasquez: I think they just call that seafood.

Clover: Whatever.

Sam: She's putting her sweat into the cologne.

Alex Vasquez: So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?

Clover: That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

Clover: [after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?

Alex Vasquez: [as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandie's ring is melting my face.

Sam: Alex, that's it!

Alex Vasquez: What's it? Melting my face?

Sam: Time to go to Plan B!

Clover: Do we even HAVE a Plan B?

Sam: We've got a villain to catch.

Clover: Yeah and we also have one to save.

Clover: You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!

Sam: Let me guess. he only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?

Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.

Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?

Sam: [to the evil beach bunnies trying to restrain her] Let go of me, you silicon-enhanced freaks!

Lady Dragon: You girls have spunk. I hate spunk!

Jerry Lewis: [after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".

Clover: Not funny much.

Sam: [after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.

Clover: [after destroying a spy-droid's ankles] Someone has to take the fall.