Alias (2001–2006)

Kevin Weisman: Marshall Flinkman

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• [Marshall is offered a job with the real CIA] 

  Vaughn : Hi, I'm Michael Vaughn. Welcome to the CIA.

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : Uh, yeah I've heard that one before.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : Syd, this guy buried you alive.

  Sydney : Yeah, but he cheated, he hit me with a car first!

• [Sydney and Marshall have just talked their way past a security post] 

  Sydney : What did you say to him?

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : [nervous]  I don't know. I think it was "Go away I can smell you from here" in Ewok.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : [after a random woman kisses him in a bar]  I think I just got Hepatitis

• Marshall : You've got the looks. I've got the brains.

  Vaughn : I've got the looks? You've got the brains?

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : [to Jack, randomly and smugly in the middle of an intense op]  Vaughn asked me to lunch.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : That sound that you're- you know, that 'boom'? That's my mind blowing.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : My name is Marshall J. Flinkman, and I'm here to rescue you.

• [Marshall and Carrie get married] 

  Marshall : I love you Mrs. Flinkman.

  Carrie Bowman : I'm keeping my name.

  Marshall : Okay.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : Sloane gave me the finger.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : [attempting to gouge out the eye of a dead man to use it for a retinal scan]  Ewww. It's oozing.

  Agent Jack Bristow : That eye's no good, you'll have to move on to the other one. You'll need some kind of a scooping object. Do you have a spoon?

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : I have a spork.

  Agent Jack Bristow : What's a spork?

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : It's... like... a combination of a fork and a spoon.

  Agent Jack Bristow : That'll work.

• Marshall : I've lost my keys. Where are they?

• Sloane : Marshall, would you please go back to work?

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : Just to clarify, I'm not being fired?

  Sloane : Back to work means not fired.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : [showing off his ring gadget]  Mr. Bristow, will you marry me?

• [after Marshall has been recruited to A.P.O.; on their first mission] 

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : [to Dixon]  How cool is this? Stealing a sword so we can find a bad guy... in order to catch an even bigger bad guy? Come on... come on, you'd have never let us do this back at the CI... you know, when you were double-breasted, serious

  [mechanial voice] 

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : Robot Dixon...

  [Dixon is not amused] 

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : I mean, not that you were... authoritative... Sorry...

• [the assassin Sark is introduced as an ally] 

  Marshall : Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : [in a briefing, discussing where the exchange of a WMD will take place]  Sounds awesome!

  [everybody stares at him] 

  Agent Marshall Flinkman : What? Brazil... Isn't that where they have those... string... not bikinis... what do you call them?

  Agent Jack Bristow : Thongs?

• Weiss : Will he ever open his eyes?

  Marshall : Babies sleep, Weiss, you know. That's what they do, except when they're screaming. Last night, from midnight to six.

  Sydney : He's gorgeous, Marshall.

  Marshall : Thanks.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : He also happens to own the largest collection of pornographic art in all of Madrid. Which... I thought was an interesting fact. Sorry.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : They're super-swank.

• Agent Marshall Flinkman : Sorry I've got hives.