Momoko Koigakubo: Oh my, what a gifted Seamstress! I hope you're not a homosexual.
Satsuki Miyanoshita: [after realizing they've traveled back in time] HOLY TIME MACHINE BATMAN! It's 1973!
Hajime Aoyama: Holy pre-Parkinson's Michael J. Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! Where's my Delorean?
Satsuki Miyanoshita: Pre-Parkinson's? You are so shockingly hateful.
Hajime Aoyama: I don't feel sorry for him, he was in "Light Of Day".
Phone Recording: [Satsuki attempts to call the Ski Lodge] The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! MAYBE IF THEY PAID THEIR FUCKING PHONE BILL YOU COULD CALL AGAIN!
Satsuki Miyanoshita: Asian trash, can't pay the phone bill.
Keiichirou Miyanoshita: I'm gonna make a SnowMan and a SnowWoman, and maybe even a little Snow Keiichirou! but I guess i'll have to make the SnowWoman dead, because mom's dead.
Satsuki Miyanoshita: Moshi moshi? I mean, hello. I'm sorry to call you at this hour, can I speak to Tamomi?
Woman: Tamomi? Aint no Tamomi girl here living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull...
Satsuki Miyanoshita: [Satsuki drops the phone in shock] Mother F-
Satsuki Miyanoshita: [It's the end of the day] But we were only in there for twenty minutes!
[Approximate running time of the episode up to that point]
Hajime Aoyama: Holy crack addicts, it hit the gym!
Keiichirou Miyanoshita: [Momoko, posessed by Satsuki's mother, has just collasped and turned back into herself] Wow, she must've been tired.
Satsuki Miyanoshita: Momoko! Is that you?
Momoko Koigakubo: Huh? Where am I?
Satsuki Miyanoshita: Heaven. Get Up.
Hajime Aoyama: Aww quit making fun of the Christian. We've got to save Leo!
Satsuki Miyanoshita: Gotta go! Move it Haji!
[They run off]
Keiichirou Miyanoshita: That was freaky.
Momoko Koigakubo: What?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita: You sounded like mom. I didn't know you did impressions.
Momoko Koigakubo: What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red?
Keiichirou Miyanoshita: Hmm...
Hajime Aoyama: My BS detector is going "DING"!
Momoko Koigakubo: Sweet Jesus, that was scary!
Mio Itai: [pleading] Shirotabi, please forgive me from bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us. As much as we wanted to, it could never be! Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're black!