Milwaukee, Minnesota (2003)

Troy Garity: Albert Burroughs

Quotes 

• Albert Burroughs : My mother taught me how to fish... the fishes taught me how to catch them.

• Albert Burroughs : Down under the ice where their house is. I can hear 'em. Mom says that's a gift. Mom says that those other people can't hear 'em. But I don't know why not. Mom says that's why I get all the money and they don't. It's because they don't listen when the fishes talk.

• Albert Burroughs : A week ago I had a mom. Now I have no mom, I have a dad. Only a dad that smells funny, and smokes. A week ago I had a mom. Now I have no mom, I have a friend. I can't try to kiss her, though. I can't try.