Bang Bang You're Dead (2002)

Tom Cavanagh: Val Duncan

Quotes 

• Val : It made perfect sense to you last year when you made the bomb threat.

  Trevor : I don't know what you mean.

  Val : You know exactly what I mean. You made the bomb threat, endangered lots of kids lives, you took the first step toward killing.

  Trevor : Did anyone die?

  Val : That's beside the point.

  Trevor : What's the point

  Val : The point is you took that step.

  Trevor : The bomb was empty.

  Val : And perfectly made.

  Trevor : Totally harmless.

  Val : But most people don't take that step. You did. Now who's to say you won't take the next step?

  Trevor : It went no further.

  Val : Josh did. Josh did. Why? Why, Trevor? What do you have that Josh doesn't have? What do you have that Josh doesn't have, Trevor? Fear of punishment, conscience, God, perhaps, Ten Commandments, too chicken. Whatever it is. Let's call it X. Now, tell me, Trevor, what would happen if I were to reach right into your soul and remove X?

  Trevor : I'd be Josh.

  Val : Yeah. You'd be Josh.

• Angry Parent : What about this 'Bang, Bang, I'm Gonna Kill You'?

  Val : 'Bang, Bang, You're Dead.'

  Angry Parent : Seems there's no control here. Why is a play like that being done?

  Val : Because we couldn't get the rights to 'Hello, Dolly!'

• Val : It's not what's in a kid's backpack that makes him dangerous, it's what's in his heart.

• Val : This play is the best way to know how to look into a kid's heart.

• Val : Trevor. Just because I cast you as a bad guy doesn't mean you have to play the part.

• Trevor : Can you get everybody out of here?

  Val : What are you talking about?...

  Val : What are you talking about, Trevor?

  Trevor : Guns. Trogs with Guns.

  Val : Are they?...