We Know Where You Live. Live! (2001 TV Movie)

Richard Blackwood: Self

Quotes 

• Richard Blackwood : And no, it's not a camera trick, no special effects. I am the only black person in the fucking show.

• Richard Blackwood : I read, I don't know if this is true or not, I read that the Queen Mum is getting air jabs. And the reason they're giving her these air jabs in her arse or her back or wherever they put them is that it will help her to have a long life. No disrespect but the woman is 100 years old. If you're 100 years old, that means that when you was a kid and the phone would ring, that shit would scare you.

• Richard Blackwood : I feel good to be here, you know, asked to be here. Knowing that Lenny Henry couldn't make it.