Analyze That (2002)

Robert De Niro: Paul Vitti

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Quotes 

• Dr. Ben Sobel : Lou the Wrench? Why the Wrench?

  Paul Vitti : He twisted some guy's head off.

  Dr. Ben Sobel : OFF?

• [while working as an auto dealer] 

  Paul Vitti : Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there.

• [Paul and Jelly have captured the Gunman that had tried to shoot them earlier and have taken him to the roof of a parking garage, four stories above the ground with the Gunman's arms bound] 

  Paul Vitti : I'm gonna ask you once. Who are you working for?

  Rigazzi Gunman : I'm working for your mother.

  [Paul punches the Gunman] 

  Rigazzi Gunman : Fuck you.

  Paul Vitti : Fuck me?

  Rigazzi Gunman : Yeah.

  [Paul and Jelly grab him by the legs and hang him over the side of the building] 

  Rigazzi Gunman : No! No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Stop! Wait! Wait!

  Paul Vitti : Who are you working for?

  Rigazzi Gunman : Get me up! Stop! Get me up!

  Paul Vitti : [to Jelly]  Drop him.

  Rigazzi Gunman : I... I'm working for Lou "The Wrench" Rigazzi!

  Paul Vitti : Wrench?

  Rigazzi Gunman : Yeah! The Wrench!

  Paul Vitti : How do you spell his name?

  Rigazzi Gunman : How do I spell his... R-I-C-A-C-C...

  Paul Vitti : Can't even spell his fuckin name right, ya fuckin moron.

  [to Jelly] 

  Paul Vitti : Now pull him up.

  [Jelly instead drops the Gunman, and the Gunman plunges three stories down and lands heavily in a dumpster full of garbage] 

  Paul Vitti : What's the... What's the matter with you?

  Jelly : You said drop him.

  Paul Vitti : I said pull him back up.

  Jelly : Hey, that ain't what I heard.

  Paul Vitti : Then you heard what you wanted to hear.

  Jelly : [Grins]  I guess you got me there.

• Paul Vitti : [at Ben's father's wake]  Hey, who do I have to fuck to get some bacon around here?

  [a woman gasps] 

  Paul Vitti : Not you I hope!

• Eddie DeVol : How's it goin' Paulie?

  Paul Vitti : It's goin' all right.

  Eddie DeVol : You know my guys - Enormous Bobby and Al Pacino?

  Paul Vitti : Al Pacino... that's your name?

  Al Pacino : No, they call me that because I look like Al Pacino.

  Paul Vitti : Oh?

  Al Pacino : The actor.

  Paul Vitti : Anybody ever call you Carol Burnett?

  Al Pacino : Why?

  Paul Vitti : Because you look as much like Carol Burnett as you do Al Pacino.

• Dr. Ben Sobel : I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long.

  Paul Vitti : Yeah, that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row, a fuckin' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole!"

• [after Paul opens the bedroom door] 

  Dr. Ben Sobel : I have a 17-year-old son.

  Paul Vitti : I'll ask her.

• Dr. Ben Sobel : We don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex.

  Paul Vitti : If you're quiet, you could do it without even waking your wife.

• Dr. Ben Sobel : The girl has got to go.

  Paul Vitti : You know, Doc, I think you might be jealous.

  Dr. Ben Sobel : Oh and what exactly might I be jealous of?

  Paul Vitti : I don't know, I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room.

  Dr. Ben Sobel : We just don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex!

  Paul Vitti : If you're quiet enough, you can do it without waking your wife.

• Paul Vitti : [as they drive away from SingSing, Paul is acting psycotic, as soon as SingSing's out of view Paul acts normal]  You fuckin' piece of shit! I call to say someone's trying to kill me and you fuckin' hang up on me?

  Dr. Ben Sobel : I knew it, I knew it! You lied!

  Paul Vitti : What was with you stickin' me with that fuckin' needle?

  Dr. Ben Sobel : You lied! You used me to get you out of prison!

  Paul Vitti : Took you long enough! I've been singing "West Side Story" songs for three fuckin' days, I'm half a fag already!

• Paul Vitti : Sorry to hear about Carmine. He was a good man.

  Patti LoPresti : Yeah, I know. You live with someone for 21 year. Then one day they're pulling his torso out of the river. It;s hard.

  Paul Vitti : Yeah, I'll bet - especially since the talk is that you were the one that put him there.

  Patti LoPresti : That's why I try not to gossip, Paul. It's ugly.

• Raoul Berman : [after angering Patti LoPresti]  Tell me, was she angry? Am I in any danger?

  Paul Vitti : No, you're fine. But you might want to have somebody else start your car the next couple of weeks.

  Raoul Berman : I'll have Brian do it, he's new.

• Dr. Ben Sobel : I was at a funeral.

  Paul Vitti : What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor!

  Dr. Ben Sobel : My father died.

  Paul Vitti : So. With you it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it.

• Eddie DeVol : [Paul and Jelly go to Patti LoPresti's house, Eddie Devol opens door]  Yeah what?

  Paul Vitti : "Yeah what?"? Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah what?"?

  Eddie DeVol : You got a problem with that?

  Paul Vitti : [punches Eddie, enters house]  Yeah what?

  Jelly : [points gun at Eddie who is lying on floor]  Don't bother getting up on our account.

• Female customer : You cannot talk to customers like that.

  Paul Vitti : You're not customers as far as I'm concerned! You want to buy the car or not?

  Male customer : Not from you. I want to see the manager.

  Paul Vitti : You want to see the manager?

  [Gesturing to his groin] 

  Paul Vitti : Here's the manager!

• Paul Vitti : [Eating sushi in a Japanese restaurant]  They got any real food around here? This is like eatin' fuckin' bait!

• Paul Vitti : [to Ben]  Hey, listen. Listen, I'm gonna send you after people I don't like.

  [He giggles] 

  Paul Vitti : Give 'em a little psychology; then beat 'em up.

• Lou Rigazzi : You wanna back a winner? Which is gonna be me, okay? It only makes sense, so you come work for me. I'll treat you right.

  Paul Vitti : No, thanks.

  Lou Rigazzi : [laughs darkly]  So much for sleepin' better.

  Lou Rigazzi : [He pats Paul's face in a condescending manner]  You be careful.

• Raoul Berman : [Clearly nervous and apologetic when he finds the woman he has been putting down is Patti LoPresti]  And if there is anything at all I can do...

  Patti LoPresti : [Nastily]  Go fuck yourself!

  Raoul Berman : Immediately... immediately.

  [He hurriedly leaves] 

  Paul Vitti : He's from the theater.

• Patti LoPresti : So, you look good! What? Have you been workin' out?

  Paul Vitti : Yeah, I been workin' out who's been tryin' to kill me. You got any ideas about that?

  Patti LoPresti : It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and you know nobody will be safe unless we end this thing with the Rigazzis.

• Dr. Ben Sobel : Paul, you know what you said about not flipping out?

  Paul Vitti : Yeah.

  Dr. Ben Sobel : Sorry.

  [freaks out] 

• Dr. Ben Sobel : I know what you're doing Paul. You're just upset that I have custody of you, so you passive-aggressively arranged for me to look like a fool.

  Paul Vitti : Oh come on. You were great! You were great!

  Dr. Ben Sobel : Second take, I thought, was a little better than the first. Jelly wasn't giving me much, honestly. so I j... Screw you, Paul.

• [last lines] 

  Paul Vitti : Hey, doc.

  [singing] 

  Paul Vitti : There's a place for us.

  Dr. Ben Sobel : A time and place for us.

  Jelly : Hold my hand and we're halfway there.

  Dr. Ben Sobel , Paul Vitti , Jelly : Hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, someday, somewhere!

• Dr. Ben Sobel : [Ben Sobel asks Paul to describe a picture of a father walking in saying good night to his wife and son lying in bed]  OK, Paul. I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening.

  Paul Vitti : This is a picture of a guy who is a nice hard-working fellow and comes home to find his wife is in bed with a midget who she has been fucking while he has been out of town.

  Dr. Ben Sobel : So she has been having intercourse?

  Paul Vitti : Yep. With a midget!

• Paul Vitti : Hey doc, what is it with your folks? They tend to over react a little.

  Dr. Ben Sobel : I know, I don't get it either, I mean all you did was flash everyone in the dining room.

  Paul Vitti : Yeah, I know that. But wouldn't it do them good to get a bit of the old saussiche now and then?