25 May 2011 | lor_
Porn truth in advertising
When Joe D'Amato makes a porn video titled GHOSTS IN THE CASTLE, that's exactly what you get, plus an hour of humping.
Premise is two vacationing couples who decide to stay in a lovely castle for the night rather than some hotel. With the benefit of 29 cents worth of dry ice, two ghost couples appear to them, and with four to a bed Joe takes it from there.
Finale has guest ghost Roberto Malone ejaculating onto a piece of toast which he dutifully feeds to his bleached-blonde tourist partner. In the trade that's known as a Continental Breakfast.
No effort was expended on this desultory exercise, which Joe cranked out for his occasional (and far more talented) partner in porn Luca Damiano. Femme cast is subpar, compared to a hundred others of these that Joe made.