22 May 2015 | lor_
Conclusion is better than first half
Well-produced but uninspired XXX Euro spy spoof/porno video improves on its first half, but is still an underwhelming experience. It's merely a Kelly Trump vehicle, must-see viewing for her coterie of fans.
Donald Trump once (or is it often?) boasted of how his name on something ensures quality, and Kelly's agent apparently took this idle boast to heart. I've seen her in many European videos, and she is a strong presence, but apparently never got a Hollywood tumble (I watched her in DINNER PARTY 2, but she didn't get a major role in that one).
As Jane Blond, she puts out frequently and kicks some ass, notably that of Zenza Raggi, the stylized villain who was given a lousy hair-rinse by the makeup department. Kelly's black patent leather outfit is striking, and with its decent budget and OK action scenes this adventure should have been much better. Perhaps it would have benefited from a Ted Mikels or an Andy Sidaris (though he never considered going hardcore) rather than a hack like Ferdinand H.
Arriving late but stealing the movie is Black actress Amy Van Miller -sporting huge breasts and performing a strong sex scene in the awkward position of lying on an airplane wing. She also gets to speak English among a motley cast of various European nationalities.