Stop! My Ass Is on Fire!

I was expecting this to be an documentary about the swashbuckling adventures of Rudy at the Hunan Garden Chinese restaurant near the airport. After all, he did exclaim the very same thing when the waiter brought him another plate of General Tso spicy chicken.

Alas, it was not to be. This is a movie (not starring Rudy, thankfully) about women who have anal sex for so long, it FEELS like their asses are, appropriately enough, on fire.

Now, granted you certainly can't call the movie "Stop! We've Engaged In Anal Intercourse For So Long That My Ass Has Unfortunately Become Quite Irritated!", but still...it's a bit of a scam, I think. Actually, that might just be the name of the movie in Japan. Who knows?

An IMDb reviewer said in his illuminating review, "Don't be put off by the title". Now, if you're into seeing asses expanded to the size of a half dollar, by all means..to each his own. But, if you're looking for a little bit more sensitivity and depth in your adult viewing fare, one needn't look any further than the poignant, yet provocative classic "Booty Talk 3: F*cking Hoodrats & Top Notch Hoes!".